Here’s a hot new trend out of Japan, injecting liquid under your skin to give yourself a lumpy, bagel forehead. I’d blame this on the Japanese, but body-mod people are nuts everywhere. |Vice|
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The handsome dude in the picture? Larry David. Believe it. |BostonStool|
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Nathan Fillion photobombs. |GammaSquad|
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Amish guy busted for sexting a 12-year-old. |HolyTaco|
Footage of the Toulambi tribe of New Guinea encountering white man for the first time in 1976. “If it was a brother, it woulda gone something like this” jokes quickly followed. |TheDailyWhat|
These guys built a double-wedgie, double nut-shot machine. Great work, guys. |GorillaMask|
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Two things:
1. The slants are doing that to emulate the demon characters in many popular anime and manga series.
2. That doesn’t make it any less retarded.
Also, the Larry David link is going to the Lilo story FYI.
I’d like to glaze those donuts.
If Gaga doesn’t emulate this at some point, I will be shocked.
Bay-bee Ruth!
The disinterested, lumpy Japanese kids in the banner pic made me uncomfortable, but I figured I could power through. The additional pics at the bottom have now rendered my penis “For display purpose only”. Thanks, Vince
Yeah, I had to give that Larry David picture a long hard stroke stare just to get some feeling back in my pants.
stroke, I mean. I claim mental incompetence.Amish sexting: When semaphore turns foul.
I tried to click on Larry David and I got Lindsay Lohan.
NOT COOL.
THERE’S A BARN RAISING IN MY PANTS, ENGLISH STOP AND YOU’RE INVITED STOP HAMMERTIME STOP
He sent her a woodcut of his cut wood.
Those aren’t intentional body mods. They’re all from Fukushima.
The new up has no comments, plenty of slides. It’s everything I love about Uproxx.
Japanese Bagelheads — Fulfilling the strange and beautiful sexual desires of Jewish cannibals everywhere since 2009.
I give my girl a bagel eye when the meatloaf is cold and the only thing I inject in her is more fear of my fists.
“Thouest hips appear most suited 4 child bearing.”
“We should totally sleep in separate beds in the same room.”
“U so hot my milkz curdling.”
“I’d churn your butt(er – LOLZ)”
“Ur anklz R gr8″
“Where my hoez @? srsly, u seen my hoez? I got fieldz needin’ seedin’, yo.”
Everybody enjoy tits in their face, but these kids are a little ridiculous.
I want to punch those asians in the forehead. But that’s only because I really like popping zits.
Those aren’t really Japenese kids. They are white kids just trying to look like Japenese kids so they put bagels in their heads to make their eyes slanty. It’s nothing new. When I was a kid we all wanted to be black so we wore baggy pants and stole shit.
I can’t believe you called Larry David a bagelhead. That’s just wrong dude. grow up.
They are white kids just trying to look like Japenese kids so they put bagels in their heads to make their eyes slanty.
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