Trend Watch: Hipster Dogs Are Wearing Feathers In Their Fur Now

I’ll be honest, when Vince first asked me to put together a post about Puppylocks, I thought he meant that Channing Tatum was the lead voice in a cartoon about a dancing dog that saves his pound. Sadly, that idea will remain nothing more than a spec script for C-Tates to randomly discover next to a broken window in his kitchen. It turns out that Puppylocks are actually the latest fad in the world of pooch couture, and if your dog isn’t wearing them then it isn’t fit to sniff the asses of high society.

Catch the attention of every other pooch out there when you are walking your pup, wearing Puppylocks in her coat.
Puppylocks feather fur extensions are real, handmade feather arrangements available in an array of colors that are easily and inexpensively applied to your pup’s hair to add a splash of color and attitude to your pup’s fur.
Puppylocks feather fur extensions are made of only the highest quality feathers. Made to last, Puppylocks will stay in your pup’s fur until you are ready for a new one!

This is a decent idea, I guess. But it pales in comparison to my Puppy Tuxedos and Puppy Top Hats lines for male and lesbian dogs. Besides, when I hear “dog”, “feather” and “hair” together in the same sentence, I only think of one thing…

But I think the fine people behind Puppylocks ultimately won me over with a little doggy fashion show.

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