What’s green and slimy and smells like bacon? Why Kermit the Frog’s finger, of course. Anyway, after a few fictional, movie-within-a-movie type trailers, The Muppets has an official trailer. Starring Jason Segel and Amy Adams, directed by James Bobin (Flight of the Conchords, Da Ali G Show) and written by Jason Segel and Nick Stoller, it opens November 23rd. Naturally, my favorite part was Fozzy showing off his “fart shoes.” I’m a simple man.
It looks fun to me. But it could just be that I can’t remember the last time I saw a trailer for a family comedy that didn’t show someone dancing to hip hop.
[hat tip: DailyWhat]
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Is it wrong that I thought for a moment that Rachel McAdams was in this instead of Amy Adams and then I realized I was only really hoping that <a href="[filmdrunk.uproxx.com] McAdams' butt was going to be in the new Muppets movie? Because I would wear that ass like a hand puppet. Just sayin.
MLIHTMLFAIL.
That’s not a fart shoe… [puts foot on desk] Now that’s a fart shoe!
(In all fairness, his are audio whereas mine are based on smell.)
The banner pic makes me think that Christian Bale is going to sit in the balcony and berate the Muppets.
*looks at Fozzy, looks at Vince, looks at Fozzy, looks at Vince, looks at Fozzy*
Hoooooooooly shit.
I bet Vince and Fozzy both have Steankers.