You can’t put a price on directness like this.  I’m hiring this guy to draft all my memos from now on.  |Examiner|

MORNING LINKS

A Golden Treasury Of Planking [Uproxx]

10 Redditor’s Wife Meme Variations That Have Definitely Happened IRL [Uproxx]

Warming Glow’s Summer TV Preview [WarmingGlow]

Colombian Women Love Pole Dancing [WithLeather]

The best of X-Men cosplay. |GammaSquad|

Michael Jordan’s 10 Most Memorable Revenge Games [TSS]

Vampire Corgi vs. Vacuum Corgi in a cuteness battle. |TheDailyWhat|

Dad kills daughter’s phone for turning her into a slut.  He must’ve seen Fireproof. |GorillaMask|

ESPN had naked tittays on their website. |NYCStool|

“Bird Steals from Sad Wallaby” is my new favorite Gif. I TASTE YOUR TEARS, WALLABY. |PICTURED|

Justin Bieber eatin’ a bitch out and Justin Bieber givin’ a bitch a foot massage ain’t even the same thing. |TheSuperficial|

Awesome picture: what arcade rooms looked like in the 80s. |UnrealityMag|

The Man Who Discovered THC [Fark]

Rock of Ages pictures look about as horrible as you’d expect of an Adam Shankman movie. God that guy sucks. |WWTDD|

More proof those Blake Lively pictures are real. I wish her boobs looked less fake, but my God, what a wonderful time to be alive. |WWTDD|

8-Year-Old’s idea for a family crest featuring an electric bear riding an electric shark becomes reality. |Buzzfeed|

Are These Alleged Nude Photos of Blake Lively Real? [Brobible]

8 Netflix Instant Watch TV Series To Make Your Lazy Summer Downright Lethargic [Pajiba]

How to give the best Valedictorian speech, by Brandon Mendolson. |HolyTaco|

Sarah Silverman on her way back to TV (Yay!). |ScreenJunkies|

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