Transformers 3 opens at midnight tonight, meaning it’s time for media outlets to run all the stories they have on the castmembers. Details Magazine hit the jackpot with a profile on Shia Lebwaff, who “admitted” hooking up with Megan Fox, and by admitted I mean ran around giving everyone high fours. But first, here’s the summary of the article Details sent me, which isn’t at all grandiose…
LaBeouf has thrown as many punches as he has parties, he has a rap sheet as long as his filmography, and when he’s not pissing off studio heads, he’s messing around with another guy’s girlfriend. But the 25-year-old Transformers star might also be the most honest man in Hollywood. He lives by a code built on fierce integrity, recoils from material possessions, cherishes poetry and art, and despises all things phony. More than meets the eye? Damn right.
What a coincidence, I TOO cherish poetry and despise all things phony! GIVE! MY! INTEGRITY! A SEVEN! (*finger snaps*) Man. Our standards of “tough-guy movie star” have fallen a long way since Charles Bronson was chewing tobacco and losing his virginity at the age of five.
Asked if he hooked up with Megan Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times in various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”
Repeating one phrase over and over again? Hmm, doesn’t sound like the LaBeouf I know….
I guess I can understand wanting to be quoted just right. It takes a lot of courage to admit banging a guy’s girlfriend. Especially when he’s as intimidating as this:
All I’m saying is, watch your back, bro. Broaaaahhhoooohhh. B-B-B-R-Oooahhhoooh.
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Word from Megan’s camp is that LaBoeuf’s version of the shocker is high on voltage but lacking in amperage.
Great story Vince. Great story Vince. Great story Vince. Great story Vince. Great story Vince. Great story Vince. Great story Vince. Great story Vince. Great story Vince. Great story Vince. Great story Vince. Great story Vince.
Pity that Kim Kardashian wasn’t in Transformers, the story about her three way with Mudflap and Skids would have been a lot more interesting.
” he has a rap sheet as long as his filmography”?
Am I missing something here? This is the wuss from that Disney Channel TV show, whose “rap sheet” consists of the fact that he can’t go a year without totaling his car.
Does being a shitty driver make you the next James Dean now?
Okay bad example.
Back then he had the full equipment required for a good fingering.
Wow, Shia. What a man, dishing on his costars like a woman. A cooler man, like Russel Crowe, would have stormed out of the interview after hitting the reporter with a phone and flashing his uncircumcised junk and shouting “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!”
We also would have accepted “THIS…IS…SPARTA!” or “DID WE SURRENDER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? NO! WHO’S WITH ME!!!”
For bonus points add “MICHAEL BAY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD, BUT WOULD AT LEAST LIKE TO FILM THEM IN 3D!!!”
Is it weird that I’ve been staring at the banner pic without blinking for over 1/2 an hour and I’m just noticing that there appears to be a snap closure over her ladyparts?
That seems as good a reason as any to be grateful for still having use of all of one’s distal phalanges.
I’m sure that if LaBeouf ever felt threatened by Green he simply took cover in a Fox hole.
I am the Mayor of Bonercity rigght now…
The banner pic and ShallaLaBuaff video were pretty neat, too
Mr. LaBeouf, is there any limit to what you’ll tell the media?
No no. No no no no. No no no no. No no.
He lives by a code built on fierce integrity, recoils from material possessions, cherishes poetry and art, and despises all things phony.
Yes, but his most notable quality is his ability to ignore personal ethics while collecting checks for the Transformers series.
Bay only hired him because his name is like a punch sound effect from a french comic book.
Shia is artistic? Or autistic?
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I admit that if I was working that close with someone for months on end, I’d probably end up fucking Shia too.
I wonder if she stuck her thumbs in his mouth during seduction-oops-production?
He’s a Nancy boy, but he’s a dangerous Nancy boy.
so her dating options have been between Even Stevens and the hardcore rapper that made One Stop Carnival?
Things are looking up for me all of the sudden.
Did he lose his pinky in her snap crotch?!?
I bet her chonch smells more like salmon than tuna. She’s a classy girl.
Lebwaff! LMFAO!!
Have Brendan say it again this next frotcast.
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so her dating options have been between Even Stevens and the hardcore rapper that made One Stop Carnival?
I think Ms. Fox is inviting me to put some farts into her monkey fu-fu.