Poster Cliché Watch: Paul Blart Zookeeper rocks the Rom-Com Lean
06.21.11 at 3:49 pm
Easy Killer
“Ones a Zookeeper and the other is a Sucesseful young woman and when they meet Derp da derp da derp.”
06.21.11 at 3:49 pm
Patty Boots
Is that Annie’s Boobs in the Paul Blart Zookeeper poster?
She deserves so much better than that.
06.21.11 at 3:52 pm
davidnowacki
At least Paul Blart: Zookeeper is relatable. I choke my emu almost constantly.
06.21.11 at 3:55 pm
Argentino
Look at that, tom hardy is wearing the new line of skin looking t-shirts by ed hardy.
06.21.11 at 4:05 pm
Burnsy
“Lava spork” is what me and Chodin call it when we use Icy Hot instead of lube.
06.21.11 at 4:08 pm
davidnowacki
The Jonas Brothers could do the theme song for Cowboys & Aliens. They’d call it ‘Mild Mild Vest’.
06.21.11 at 4:08 pm
Shop 101
Rosario Dawson’s body position suggests a different movie and poster entirely. Something her agent should have done maybe.
06.21.11 at 4:10 pm
Dean Machine
Hey girl, I’m going to teach this guy how to dance with you. Haha, of course his hands will always be above your waist, girl, you two aren’t married yet.
06.21.11 at 4:17 pm
Allied Biscuit
Kevin James is suppose to have a shot with Rosario Dawson? Does a monkey pulling your pants down causing you to trip and fall into a pile of shit count as a sex position? Oh, well then I’m sure they totally end up fucking.
06.21.11 at 4:18 pm
Erswi
I like that the tagline at the bottome of the Warrior poster is “Family is Worth Fighting For”.
Clearly the copy writer has never met crazy ole Uncle Fekky. Or an English 101 professor.
06.21.11 at 4:21 pm
ChinoMoreno
This is the only time you’ll see Paul Blart and lean in the same sentence.
06.21.11 at 4:32 pm
Shop 101
I can’t get the idea out of my head that it’s Baby Goose rocking the four inch heel. Not that I want to.
06.21.11 at 4:37 pm
Dean Machine
Kevin James and Baby Goose need to be in a rom-com together. “They’re identical twins, but (*RECORD SCRATCH*) he is a fat loser and his brother is an attractive ladies man.” Kevin James is a janitor at a hospital, and one day he falls in love with a girl who is in a diabetic coma. He thinks this girl would never love him because he likes sugar so much, so his brother has to help him get in shape before she wakes up. But along the way, he’ll discover that (*TAGLINE*) he doesn’t have to LOSE weight…to WIN her heart.
“Paul Blart Presents: While You Were Sleeping, I farted”
06.21.11 at 4:39 pm
Erswi
*slow clap*
That was for you Dean-o. New up.
06.21.11 at 4:41 pm
Jacktion!
Sarah Jessica Parker is in The Zookeeper? But zoos don’t have horses!
06.21.11 at 4:41 pm
Homo Erectus
Can’t wait for the obligatory trailer remix for Warrior as a gay romantic comedy with “It’s Raining Men” playing in the background.
06.21.11 at 4:47 pm
The Black Mans Guide to Pencil thin Mustaches
zoo-KEEEPER don’t like- rockin’ the rom-com, rockin’ the rom-com
06.21.11 at 5:00 pm
Meth Homework
I used to like Kevin James but now look at him like I learned he’s a scientologist
06.21.11 at 5:15 pm
Ragnarok
Jeers to “The Devil’s Double” for not working that crotch-V into “Devil”. Somebody better fire somebody over that.
06.22.11 at 11:58 am
Pat Bateman
The Tree of Life poster doesn’t look busy enough. It could use another long quote or two.
06.22.11 at 12:12 pm
MeatJohnDoe
#5, Devil’s Double: Those are .223 casings coming out of that Kalashnikov-style rifle (should be 7.62×39). I guess anyone can make movies and movie posters these days!
06.22.11 at 2:23 pm
Mo Charlo
“Money. Sex. Power. It’s not enough.”
There’s also hot dogs and beer!
06.23.11 at 11:01 pm
wanwow
Jeers to “The Devil’s Double” for not working that crotch-V into “Devil”. Somebody better fire somebody over that.
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“Ones a Zookeeper and the other is a Sucesseful young woman and when they meet Derp da derp da derp.”
Is that Annie’s Boobs in the Paul Blart Zookeeper poster?
She deserves so much better than that.
At least Paul Blart: Zookeeper is relatable. I choke my emu almost constantly.
Look at that, tom hardy is wearing the new line of skin looking t-shirts by ed hardy.
“Lava spork” is what me and Chodin call it when we use Icy Hot instead of lube.
The Jonas Brothers could do the theme song for Cowboys & Aliens. They’d call it ‘Mild Mild Vest’.
Rosario Dawson’s body position suggests a different movie and poster entirely. Something her agent should have done maybe.
Hey girl, I’m going to teach this guy how to dance with you. Haha, of course his hands will always be above your waist, girl, you two aren’t married yet.
Kevin James is suppose to have a shot with Rosario Dawson? Does a monkey pulling your pants down causing you to trip and fall into a pile of shit count as a sex position? Oh, well then I’m sure they totally end up fucking.
I like that the tagline at the bottome of the Warrior poster is “Family is Worth Fighting For”.
Clearly the copy writer has never met crazy ole Uncle Fekky. Or an English 101 professor.
This is the only time you’ll see Paul Blart and lean in the same sentence.
I can’t get the idea out of my head that it’s Baby Goose rocking the four inch heel. Not that I want to.
Kevin James and Baby Goose need to be in a rom-com together. “They’re identical twins, but (*RECORD SCRATCH*) he is a fat loser and his brother is an attractive ladies man.” Kevin James is a janitor at a hospital, and one day he falls in love with a girl who is in a diabetic coma. He thinks this girl would never love him because he likes sugar so much, so his brother has to help him get in shape before she wakes up. But along the way, he’ll discover that (*TAGLINE*) he doesn’t have to LOSE weight…to WIN her heart.
“Paul Blart Presents: While You Were Sleeping, I farted”
*slow clap*
That was for you Dean-o. New up.
Sarah Jessica Parker is in The Zookeeper? But zoos don’t have horses!
Can’t wait for the obligatory trailer remix for Warrior as a gay romantic comedy with “It’s Raining Men” playing in the background.
zoo-KEEEPER don’t like- rockin’ the rom-com, rockin’ the rom-com
I used to like Kevin James but now look at him like I learned he’s a scientologist
Jeers to “The Devil’s Double” for not working that crotch-V into “Devil”. Somebody better fire somebody over that.
The Tree of Life poster doesn’t look busy enough. It could use another long quote or two.
#5, Devil’s Double: Those are .223 casings coming out of that Kalashnikov-style rifle (should be 7.62×39). I guess anyone can make movies and movie posters these days!
“Money. Sex. Power. It’s not enough.”
There’s also hot dogs and beer!
Jeers to “The Devil’s Double” for not working that crotch-V into “Devil”. Somebody better fire somebody over that.
I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Andromeda2002 on–s’e'ek’c'ou’ga’r.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!