I got banged by a hot chick once and I did make me feel be– OH SHIT THAT MAKES ME THE LOSER!!
06.28.11 at 2:36 pm
Fek'lhr
Taylor Lautner in Abduction???
Hu’bah hu’bah!
06.28.11 at 2:44 pm
BillMoseleyFanboy
I hope that down syndrome movie fulfills my fantasy of watching a chick go DOWN on someone with DOWN syndrome. (Let it sit for a while, you’ll get it.)
06.28.11 at 2:45 pm
Ax Anderson
I feel like that Abduction poster is the face of the worst of marketing.
“Quick, people have been complaining about the stars in all the posters being titled at an angle, what do we do?”
“How about we keep the star vertical… but tilt everything else”
*Orchestra music swells, single jizzy tear streams down executives cheek*
06.28.11 at 2:50 pm
Ax Anderson
I also love how studio synopses always manage to succinctly get to the core of the character. They should write obituary headlines.
Truman Capote, chubby, gay, dead at 59.
06.28.11 at 2:50 pm
Shop 101
Abduction? Are they fucking kidding? Am I supposed to be thinking about Llama’s core strength training?
I REFUSE.
06.28.11 at 2:50 pm
Patty Boots
Oh, Joel McHale. I know Community was a bubble show, but you can’t need money that badly.
06.28.11 at 2:51 pm
Argentino
Tampons are how the belgian vampires have their infusions.
06.28.11 at 2:54 pm
Patty Boots
And you know someone is super lovable when even hippy hair and Crocs can’t stop you from wanting to hug him.
06.28.11 at 2:59 pm
Chareth Cutestory
I’d like to congratulate Kevin James on being in a movie that looks more fucking retarded than a movie about retard-fucking.
06.28.11 at 3:04 pm
ChinoMoreno
I’ve never had sex with a guy that had Downs, but my vibrator has Parkinsons.
06.28.11 at 3:16 pm
Crapbasket
Now that’s fucking retarded.
06.28.11 at 3:18 pm
Crapbasket
These Uproxxx(xxxxx!!!) slide shows give my computer Down’s syndrome.
06.28.11 at 3:19 pm
Crapbasket
Down’s Syndrome sexytimes always have an extra cumizone.
06.28.11 at 3:22 pm
ChinoMoreno
I tried to have oral sex with a retarded guy. I told him to get to lickin’ and my windows have never been cleaner!
06.28.11 at 3:25 pm
ChinoMoreno
Down’s sex always involves webbing.
06.28.11 at 3:26 pm
Homo Erectus
On those zookeeper posters the CGI is amazing. Blart looks almost life-like.
06.28.11 at 3:28 pm
ChinoMoreno
I’d blow a retarded guy. I give great helmet.
06.28.11 at 3:34 pm
Crapbasket
I once got with a chick that had down syndrome, she had a really fluffy bush.
06.28.11 at 3:36 pm
Crapbasket
Girls with Down’s Syndrome tend to have a short bust.
06.28.11 at 3:38 pm
Crapbasket
Kevin’s talent is totally shopped. I can tell from the dixles.
06.28.11 at 3:46 pm
Jack Burton
Fortunately this poster is mocking Crocks, or I would have to take Paul Rudd off my list of kickass people. Keep slappin da bass, Paul!
06.28.11 at 3:57 pm
Dingus
Never let Robert Rodriguez, and his new smell-o-vision, anywhere near a Paul Blart movie.
06.28.11 at 4:09 pm
galwaygirl
Christ, I would rather watch a movie starring Flour Bag Joan than Girlfriend
06.28.11 at 5:25 pm
av
James Bond gets a PIP Boy 3000. Cool story, bro.
06.28.11 at 6:30 pm
spazmodic
How many crayons does a guy have to eat to prove he’s retarded around here?
06.28.11 at 9:26 pm
wanwow
I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Andromeda2002 on–s’e'ek’c'ou’ga’r.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!
I tried to have oral sex with a retarded guy. I told him to get to lickin’ and my windows have never been cleaner!
06.29.11 at 2:04 am
mattyj2001
Next time I’m feeling down about my job I’m going to think about those Paul Blart: Zookeeper posters. Someone somewhere had to make those. I like how in the first one, Blart is vertical. Then in the others he’s slightly askew. Somewhere out there is an art school grad who authored a Photoshop file with a ‘paul_blart’ layer in it. I like to think he tilted Blart to the side for no other reason than to liven his day a little bit, use that rotate tool. Perhaps that spark of whimsy kept him from blowing his brains out for another day.
06.29.11 at 9:01 am
nicedonkey
“I would buy a year’s supply and shoot it up my butt with a turkey baster.”
I’m pretty sure that means you want anal sex from him. Not that I’m judging.
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I got banged by a hot chick once and I did make me feel be– OH SHIT THAT MAKES ME THE LOSER!!
Taylor Lautner in Abduction???
Hu’bah hu’bah!
I hope that down syndrome movie fulfills my fantasy of watching a chick go DOWN on someone with DOWN syndrome. (Let it sit for a while, you’ll get it.)
I feel like that Abduction poster is the face of the worst of marketing.
“Quick, people have been complaining about the stars in all the posters being titled at an angle, what do we do?”
“How about we keep the star vertical… but tilt everything else”
*Orchestra music swells, single jizzy tear streams down executives cheek*
I also love how studio synopses always manage to succinctly get to the core of the character. They should write obituary headlines.
Truman Capote, chubby, gay, dead at 59.
Abduction? Are they fucking kidding? Am I supposed to be thinking about Llama’s core strength training?
I REFUSE.
Oh, Joel McHale. I know Community was a bubble show, but you can’t need money that badly.
Tampons are how the belgian vampires have their infusions.
And you know someone is super lovable when even hippy hair and Crocs can’t stop you from wanting to hug him.
I’d like to congratulate Kevin James on being in a movie that looks more fucking retarded than a movie about retard-fucking.
I’ve never had sex with a guy that had Downs, but my vibrator has Parkinsons.
Now that’s fucking retarded.
These Uproxxx(xxxxx!!!) slide shows give my computer Down’s syndrome.
Down’s Syndrome sexytimes always have an extra cumizone.
I tried to have oral sex with a retarded guy. I told him to get to lickin’ and my windows have never been cleaner!
Down’s sex always involves webbing.
On those zookeeper posters the CGI is amazing. Blart looks almost life-like.
I’d blow a retarded guy. I give great helmet.
I once got with a chick that had down syndrome, she had a really fluffy bush.
Girls with Down’s Syndrome tend to have a short bust.
Kevin’s talent is totally shopped. I can tell from the dixles.
Fortunately this poster is mocking Crocks, or I would have to take Paul Rudd off my list of kickass people. Keep slappin da bass, Paul!
Never let Robert Rodriguez, and his new smell-o-vision, anywhere near a Paul Blart movie.
Christ, I would rather watch a movie starring Flour Bag Joan than Girlfriend
James Bond gets a PIP Boy 3000. Cool story, bro.
How many crayons does a guy have to eat to prove he’s retarded around here?
I am a 28 years old doctor, mature and beautiful.and now I am seeking a good man who can give me real love , so i got a username Andromeda2002 on–s’e'ek’c'ou’ga’r.c óm–.it is the first and best club for y’ounger women and old’er men, or older women and y’ounger men,to int’eract with each other. Maybe you wanna ch’eck ‘it out or tell your friends!
I tried to have oral sex with a retarded guy. I told him to get to lickin’ and my windows have never been cleaner!
Next time I’m feeling down about my job I’m going to think about those Paul Blart: Zookeeper posters. Someone somewhere had to make those. I like how in the first one, Blart is vertical. Then in the others he’s slightly askew. Somewhere out there is an art school grad who authored a Photoshop file with a ‘paul_blart’ layer in it. I like to think he tilted Blart to the side for no other reason than to liven his day a little bit, use that rotate tool. Perhaps that spark of whimsy kept him from blowing his brains out for another day.
“I would buy a year’s supply and shoot it up my butt with a turkey baster.”
I’m pretty sure that means you want anal sex from him. Not that I’m judging.