
It seems the Weiner pun headlines have finally reached the Baba Booey stage of their life cycle, where it wasn’t funny the first thousand times, but now it’s finally starting to come back around to being funny again. Yes, that’s today’s real cover. |NYPost|
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Check out last week’s frotcast, where we say funny things with Brandon Mendelson. This week’s episode is gonna blow your dick off. |Frotcast|
The pug centipede. |Buzzfeed|
Martial arts moves or meth freakouts? You be the judge. |GorillaMask|
Tom Cruise is looking dapper in his straw fedora and B.U.M. sweatpants. |Videogum|
Tori Spelling crashes car while being chased by paparazzi. I hope that by “paparazzi” she means “bees.” |TheSuperficial|
Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest looks rough. Just the way she likes it. |WWTDD|
Holy Taco’s 2011 commencement speech. |HolyTaco|
Bruce Greenwood discusses his secret role in Super 8. |ScreenJunkies|
Rate this NYC subway brawl. |NYCStool|
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I know this is neither here nor there, but that last guy’s voice sounds just like Trey Parker.



For some reason I can’t get the commercial jingle out of my head. “Oh I wish I was Barack Obama’s Weiner . . . ”
There’s something seriously wrong with me today.
I’ll bet a million pesos the original headline they came up with said “SPANKS” instead of “BEATS”.
I’m just relieved that SNL is on summer vacation, so we don’t get stuck with a bunch of Weiner sketches.
Yesterday’s headline: Michelle Obama Has A Headache
C’mon Sacramento Bee, Nancy Pelosi Disappointed With Weiner, Seeks Alternatives!
Hee hee, “stuck” and “weiner.”
Tomorrow’s headline: Crusty Sock Found in Oval Office
What a coincidence! I beat my weiner today as well.
Rover is such a bad dog :(
Typesetting mishap, Plax Rips Tom, Finds Weiner ‘Appealing’!
Tomorrow’s alt headline: Weiner Plays Ball With Prez, He Shoots He Scores!
Plax Beats Weiner, Shots Fired.
Derek Jeter Peters Out On Weiner
Tomorrows GLAAD Newsletter:
Tracy Morgan loves Wiener
(Still unsure of feeling towards blacks)
Left-leaning Weiner Tries to Straighten Up.