Here are some little kids re-enacting Green Lantern. Here’s a movie you can re-enact: Shut the Hell Up. Now teach it to your friends. |Babelgum|
MORNING LINKS
Meme Watch: Oblivious Canadian Makeout Couple [Uproxx]
G4 pulls Ryan Dunn’s reality show. Probably because it was about him testing out wild videogame stunts. |WarmingGlow|
Sylvester Stallone inducted into the International Boxing Hall of Fame [WithLeather]
Peter King is really looking forward to his vacation. |KSK|
5 Dogs That Look Like Tom Haverford [Uproxx]
Hey, girl, do you like Patches’ new hair cut? I gave him a mohawk, so he would feel tough and dangerous. Aw, don’t you like it, Patches? Come on, I’ll carry you over to Orange Julius. |via EOnline|
George Lucas said something about Star Wars to Simon Pegg. |GammaSquad|
This dress is very vaginal. Simply the word is enough to make some men uncomfortable. |Buzzfeed|
Chris Brown is in a video with Justin Bieber. There’s a lot of ways I could go with a joke here. |Videogum|
Homeless man’s dying wish is to be re-united with his dog. Aw, how come hobos and worthless hippies always have the cutest dogs? |TheDailyWhat|
I wish all the Palins and everyone tangentially associated with them would get c*nt cancer. |TheSuperficial|
Here’s a Woolite commercial Rob Zombie directed. |GorillaMask|
Here’s a gif of a horse kicking a camera man in the face. |HolyTaco|
Woody Allen gets a cast for his next movie. I actually really liked Midnight in Paris and I’m hoping to review it. |ScreenJunkies|
Katie Holmes has nice nipples. No, I’m not going to discuss her stomach. |WWTDD|
D-Bag Diamond Backs Fan Steals Ball from a Woman [Brobible]
A Gallery of Girls Who Actually Bought that R2D2 Swimsuit [Unreality]
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C’mon Sly, four Over the Top sequels could also get you immortalized by the American Armwrestlers Association of America.
Has anyone else seen that “no talking/texting” movie theater thing with Baby Goose’s scene from the Notebook? It’s that part where Rachel McAdams is crying in the rain about how Baby Goose never called her. And then they dub over Baby Goose’s dialog with something about how he couldn’t call her because his dog ate chocolate and he had to take her to the vet. And then there’s some line about not ruining the movie with your own dialog.
And I’m just sitting there like, “Silly commercial, Patches is a boy!”
So we’re just gonna pretend that COTW isn’t a thing anymore? Is that the plan? Because I missed a lot of yesterday and I’m a bit unclear on the protocols in place for such an event.
A hollywood blog ripping on the Palins, how original.
I’ve seen it Patty and it’s far and away the only thing I like about the Notebook.
Hey Girl, when it’s time to take Patches out, would you mind calling him Mr. P? He’s silly like that.
Yay, somebody knows what I’m talking about!
withneyona got a chris brown bieber
New up.
Aw, Patches, you look so great, haha! No, don’t walk, I know haircuts are tough.