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For our fiftieth Frotcast, we took a look at the movies coming out this summer and played a little Fantasy Box Office. Basically, we all chose four movies we thought would have the highest opening weekends and one we thought would be the biggest bomb (budget minus earnings). It’s like fantasy sports, but for something even more fantastical, then made pseudo-scientific, and then back to fantastical again. I basically got this idea from the Masters of None Show when they had me on, so all credit goes to them for that one.
Besides that, we talked a little about Hangover II, and played a few tracks off Steven Seagal’s new album, Mojo Priest, which has songs called “Alligator Ass” in which Steven Seagal sings blues songs about wanting his lady to cook him scrambled eggs. No joke there, all of that is true. Email, enjoy, and please tell your friends.
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[Many of you wrote emails we very much enjoyed but were too long to read on the air -- Blake and his girlfriend's obnoxious Italian family, Jon and his Ukranian toilets, Feklhr and his encounters in Boston -- we love them, guys, keep them coming.]



You’re all almost up to a year of these now. Could someone please teach Bret how a microphone works?
Best. Aussie. Accents.
EVER.
Im seeing ‘Cowboys v. Aliens’ to spite Brent
Speaking of Fekky in Boston, did He even tell you about the apaaahhhtment with the caaahhdboard cut out of Fabio in the window?
The Chinese workers being strict with currency isn’t just Chinatown. It’s every take out place in NYC. Brooklyn, Queens, etc… There was a place right on the corner by my school and they wanted EXACT change every time. Down. to the fucking. penny. They DID NOT give change. Ever.
Ben really holds the show together.
I think it was Ben who said “Rise Of The Planet Of Apes” was a remake of “Conquest…” (1972). That’s not true. This is revised history – Col. George Taylor and his craft are mentioned as disappearing on one of the background TV news reports.
Anyhow, these apes are not the same human sized creatures we have come to know. They’re still monkey sized. The final battle at the Golden Gate; I can only see us winning. Caesar goes into hiding as regular ape, he lost the battle, but the war is far from over. NEXT movie, should it do well would be the remake of Conquest. The virus death of dogs and cats – the training of apes to do our bidding. “Rise” is the first step of our downfall.