We chose our “teams” for fantasy summer box office on last week’s Frotcast, a game which will hopefully make these box office-wrap up posts a little more interesting (again, thanks to the Masters of None guys for the idea). We each chose four movies and one bomb pick, person with the highest combined numbers based on domestic opening weekend (plus the inverse of your bomb pick’s budget minus opening) wins. You can see the standings thus far here, but long story short… it looks like I’m screwed.
My second pick, X-Men: First Class opened this weekend, and although those horrible posters and generally terrible marketing campaign didn’t affect the reviews, they do seem to have affected the numbers, with X-Men pulling its weakest opening of the franchise, an estimated $56 million. That was behind Thor ($65.7 million) and comparable to The Incredible Hulk or Watchmen. Not exactly a disaster, unless you count making Brett Ratner look good through no fault of his own yet again a disaster, which it kind of is. Said Ratner, “Huh?” and scratched his balls, when reached for comment.
| Film | Weekend | Per Tht | Cum. Total | ||
| 1 | X-Men: First Class | $56,000,000 | $15,380 | $56,000,000 | |
| 2 | The Hangover 2 | $32,445,000 (-62%) | $8,970 | $186,871,960 | |
| 3 | Kung Fu Panda 2 | $24,300,000 (-49%) | $6,149 | $100,440,458 | |
| 4 | Pirates 4 | $18,010,000 (-55%) | $4,541 | $190,256,277 | |
| 5 | Bridesmaids | $12,128,000 (-27%) | $4,155 | $107,254,000 | |
| 6 | Thor | $4,200,000 (-56%) | $1,511 | $169,072,904 | |
| 7 | Fast Five | $3,244,000 (-49%) | $1,450 | $202,058,310 | |
| 8 | Midnight In Paris | $2,916,224 (-51%) | $19,838 | $6.942,963 | |
| 9 | Jumping The Broom |
$865,000 (-53%) | $1,469 | $35,927,391 | |
| 10 | Something Borrowed | $835,000 (-55%) | $1,215 | $36,660,317 |
As you can see, pretty much everything else suffered big drops of 49% or higher – led by The Hangover II, down 62% from last weekend. The only movie with any holding power was Bridesmaids, still making decent money in its fourth weekend. My mom saw it over the weekend. She liked it.
[via CHUD, BoxOfficeMojo]
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I’m going to see Super 8 next weekend just because I want you to lose.
But what does Diarrheah think of all this white-boy tokenism? I’m sure the brother’s rate… whatever the fuck we’re talking about… 8 out of ten.
How does X-Men‘s bad opening make Ratner look good when Ratner is the reason nobody wants to see X-Men movies?
I’m going to see Super 8 because I love JJ Abrams.
And I’ll have to see First Class now, too. Although, if so many people I trust hadn’t told me how good it is, I’d have waited for DVD. Worst ad campaign ever?
Ratner blames the soft numbers on the lack of internet memes.
Jesus, Vince, did you take Ladainian Tomlinson with your 5th pick?
X-Men got ass bent.
You’re one sex advice post away from having to rename this site Kissing Brett Ratner.
@Jacktion! My guess is because his abortion opened bigger than this one. Yes his horrible movie and Wolverine are probably why people stayed away from first class (along with the horrible marketing), but hollywood is retarded and wont see it that way.
also I still cannot believe first class can be any good with mcavoy overacting and january jones being a cunt in it.
Neither could I, but I thought McAvoy was great.
Vince, you’ve got Harry F’n Potter pt. 7.5 as your lead pic. That sir is Money. In. The. Bank!
Ratner blames his soft member on the lack of all you can eat cheetos and Bartles & James drink boxes.
Let’s see you a-holes direct an X-Men movie after forgeting your meatball sub holsters at home.
Hehe… cum total.
Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick. Fast Five has made over 200million?!
Why not just watch monkeys throw shit at a screen people?
You made a mistake. I believe the film is called Paul Blart:Zookeeper. I expect a fix post haste.