As far as I’m concerned, the only thing that could possibly be better than the original Commando is watching small African children explain the plot of the original Commando. But there’s a small, vocal minority of people out there, mostly made up of the producers of the Commando remake, who think a Commando remake is a super-good idea. Producer John Davis recently provided an update on the project (which we first heard of 
What’s up with Commando?
Davis: We have a really great script. You know, I don’t know if it really makes sense to call it Commando. Maybe it does or maybe doesn’t [HOLD ON, I'M TRYING TO WRITE ALL THIS DOWN. -Ed.]. It is the reboot of it and all of that stuff. It is David Ayer, who did Training Day. He wrote it and wants to direct it. It is there and it is a brilliant script. It is just waiting for the right moment for the studio to want to make it and finding the right actor.Do you envision that as a hard R?
Davis: Yes. Definitely. Right now the script that is written is a hard R
[source = Collider]
I know I can trust John Davis when he says it’s a “really great script,” because just before this exchange, he told the interviewer that Allan Loeb was a “really great writer.” And Allan Loeb wrote both Wall Street 2 and that movie where Kevin James becomes an MMA fighter to save the rec center (Paul Blart’s Mixed Martial Farts, I like to call it). Suffice it to say, John Davis is a great pitch man. I thought it was a bad idea at first, but now I’m sold. I’ve even created this promotional poster.




I wish this was a reboot of Suburban Commando instead.
Or wait….do I?
Don’t care. Need more Busey Facts.
Hollywood should just go down the list of Arnold movies and remake them all. Conan, Commando, Total Recall… howabout a new Kindegarten Cop starring Seth Rogen? Raw Deal starring Tom Green.
Would it be redundant to cast ______ in this film?
A) Paris Hilton
B) Lindsey Lohan
C) Britney Spears
D) All of the above
Guess who has two thumbs
up His ass, a two day medical excuse for muscle spasms, and enough Vicodin and muscle relaxers to get a small army of honey badgers high???QAPLAH!
Why not remake four Arnie movies into one gigantic clusterfuck?
True Kindergarten Conando
“You know, I don’t know if it really makes sense to call it Commando.”
No forshak! Why didn’t this dickface baktag just say, “Well, actually it stars Chet Haze and it’s called Goin’ Commando…it has a great script according to Violent J. Chet has a deer lick salt off his dick, and gets ‘dead tired’ after dranking a case of Hennessy!”
Chet Haze in “How He Commando”?
What, this script is not ‘awesome’,'amazing’, or ‘unbelievable’, like everything else in Hollywood? Now, this worries me. Unless someone says it is ‘awesome’, as in literally filling me with awe, causing me to question the significance of my existence and making me feel humble and small, I refuse to believe it will be good.
Shouldn’t the Crapening have 2 P’s?
The idea is after all, piss poor.
I was really hoping for a re-imagining of “Hercules in New York”. Preferably gritty.
What, this script is not ‘awesome’,’amazing’, or ‘unbelievable’, like everything else in Hollywood? Now, this worries me.
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Vince, I don’t think the ‘R’ in that poster is hard enough.