Oooh, look at me, I’m Brad Cooper, I’m a super-handsome movie star who also speaks fluent French, I’m sooooo great. Whatever, dude. Can you do this? (*flips eyelids inside out, rolls stomach, falls through coffee table*)
I think if you turn up the sound on this video, you can actually hear the sound of the anchor’s ovaries ripening. I hear fertility doctors now use this video as a way to induce ovulation. Hell, I think my vagina just moistened, and I don’t even have one. (That the cops know about…). Ugh. Show off. Look man, just promise us you won’t do any Kate Hudson rom-coms. Deal?
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Great. Now my ears are pregnant.
So, apparently in France the name of Hangover 2 is “Very Bad Trip 2″? Why would they regionalize the name but keep it in English?
*swoons, passes out*
(*cleans up Vince’s coffee table, delivers Robo’s ear baby, throws bucket of water on Patty to revive her*)
WHO’S THE FANCY HERO NOW, COOPER!
Goddammit. Cross another one of my list of things I can do better than famous people. And so soon after I lost clandestine sea otter snuff-porn. I’ll never forgive Colin Hanks for that.
I want to see his oui oui.
Hello, Bradley. Is that French bread in your pocket or are you just happy to… Oh, never mind then.
Vince posts something nice for the ladies for once.
I only wish it wasn’t so confusing for the guys, too.
As if having an eye color that can not be duplicated by anything here on Earth wasn’t enough for him.
If you turn the sound off on this video and watch it with Dark Side of the Moon, it like, perfectly matches up #trippinballz
You know what other guy* speaks French? Kobe*.
*rapist
That’s nothing… *dials phone* Hola, immigracion? Tengo Pauly por ti. De nada.
If you listen to this while pregnant your baby will be able to use 100% of its brain
What a faguette.
That’s nothing…*uses subspace communicator* Qaplah, forshak-lapping baktag! Bradley Cooper gargles gaH durchfall outta your momma’s cunt! Dor sho gha!
The Mighty Feklahr is certain Emperor Palpatine never saw THAT coming!
*sits up, fans self*
You know he went to Georgetown, too. So he’s probably super smart.
I bet he’s also an amazing cook and doesn’t mind talking about feelings.
So, the other day He was sitting around irrationally hating hipsters, and was trying to think of good cut-downs for the way hipsters dress. When He got to “You look like you shoplifted that outfit from a Goodwill.”, He made a startling realization! What if Goodwill has retard security to apprehend and dismantle shoplifters? Let them bucketheads snort a little meth and then let them tear those thieving scum apart with the mountain-yeti-like retard super-strength! Can you imagine the shit-talk you would hear if we got any of those fuckers on youtube??? “I do not appweciate thiss! You are thweatening da wivelyhood of my handicapable bwethwen. Pwepawe to be thrown under the Ore Ida twuck!”
YAHTZEE!
Bradley Cooper? More like Bradley Pooper, right guys?
*sulks, practices 8th grade French pick-up lines*
Should I be concerned if I just started ovulating? It’s ok if men do that sometimes, right?
Jokes on you, Cooper. I was already wearing a maxi-pad.
If anyone cares for a full translation it’s mostly a discussion about how the same political strategists who set up Dominique Strauss-Kahn also got Von Trier blacklisted from Cannes.
GO GO GADGET VAGINA!
Fek, it’s always rational to hate hipsters.
Hey, put a warning up before something like this, jesus. Now there’s a hole through my laptop.
Also, sweaty and confused.
IMDB facts: loves to cook, speaks fluent french, favorite on screen kiss was with Michael Ian Black.
The ladies are going to be super pissed when they find out he’s playing for the other team. It’s cool ladies, I hear Chet Haze is straight….and sizzingle.
TOO MUCH SHIRT!
TOO MUCH SHIRT!
TOO MUCH SHIRT!
All of zees and he haz an Eiffel Towarh een hees pantz no? Eeen my pantz? No, you are too kind.
He’s like the skinny man’s Craig T. Nelson amiright?
These posts are confusing me.
Dude…he got that chick pregnant just by looking at her. Watch. It’s at 3:01. Damn. Now THAT is money.
I speak French too !
As if I wasn’t already jealous enough…[www.youtube.com]
JUST SHUT UP AND COMB YOUR HAIR, FRANÇOISE!
They change the title because Hangover means nothing in French. They are pretty strange with it at times. If it’s an idiom it maybe will get changed to something more direct. Taken literally Hangover sounds like slang for sticking your dick over the edge of a tall building, or gay sleepover porn. The same thing for Hall Pass and No Strings Attached. Bon a’ Tirer is the title for Hall Pass, which means almost the same thing, and “Sex Friends” is the title for No Strings Attached. It seems like if the movie is big enough they leave it alone. If they know it will be popular. If it has a name that makes no sense translated they will change it to the French version of the slang/idiom. If there is no equivalent slang they will choose an English title that approximates the movie. Hangover translates to gueule de bois, which means you have a wooden face… Wood Face also sounds like a gay porn. I wonder if they translate gay porn titles to normal things… “HotBoys 2: SuckCity Bandits” or as it is known in France “Friendly Men: A Day in the City”
Don’t get too wet, his french sucks.
@jonson
It’s called Very Bad Trip cause it means something to French people, whereas The Hangover is not ringing any bell for non-English speaking people.
If it’s any consolation to those who thinks he’s an a/h for speaking French, he does make grammitical mistakes here and there but he’s so darn yummy-looking, who cares! Anyway, I wonder if ‘La gueule de bois’ could’ve been used as title??
My Fleshlight is moist now…