
After a year which saw the meteoric rise of his film Birdemic: Shock and Terror, from 
“Birdemic Director James Nguyen is engaged to Ms. Phuong Pham and is going to get marry on June 15, 2011 in Vietnam!” [James' latest dispatch to fans]
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! (Is it ever, with James?) In addition to becoming a marry man, his official bio has been updated to reflect his most recent credit, “The Founder of James Sandwiches.” James Nguyen ain’t a businessman, he a business, man. The James Sandwiches website is pretty sparse at the moment, but so far we know that it’s a sandwich shop (presumably in Vietnam, where he’s been since at least April), it’s going to offer banh mi (Vietnamese sandwiches), and it’s opening in 2012.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Straight from the man himself, the shop will be in San Jose. Oh hell yeah. I live in San Francisco, and that is definitely worth the trip.
James Nguyen: Software titan, visionary director, sandwich maven, family man. Congratulations on all your endeavours, James! And here’s to hoping that the wedding reception includes something nice, like a beer party. “Maybe some time, you an your buddy, you go to wedding. You need to bring present, so maybe you give Birdemic DVDs. An then later, the marry couple dancing, maybe they get tired, so you put on Birdemic DVD. Then when you’re hanging out with your family, with your buddy, watching Birdemic, maybe your family want to relax, maybe need place to put feet up, so you make stack of Birdemic DVD. Then later, maybe your buddy go on honeymoon. Maybe you have honeymoon of your own, with your Birdemic DVD.”
Here’s James reading from the first chapter of his memoir:
“Like a painter who loves to paint, I love making movies.” -James Nguyen



Wow the fiancee looks kinda hot. I really hope if she loves him for himself and not for his Dong.
I’m hoping his wedding reception is like the party scene in The Room. Tommy Wiseau could be there. It’d be like when the Flintstones met the Jetsons.
Phuong Pham sounds like a late-nineties hip hop collective.
Yeah that chick is way too hot for him. WAY
Maybe you have baby. And maybe for baby first birffday you give baby Birdemic DVD. Either that or nice Filmdrunk T-shirt. Now available in Large, Medium, and Baby! Because f*ck you fat-ass America!
James can’t wait to consummate the marriage. He’ll finally be part of the Pham. NGUYENNING!
Asian names are silly, is the point I’m driving at.
+1 for Stinky Peet. Vietnamese-English puns are so mot.
Hmm, as a fellow Vietnamese guy, I probably have to go eat a bunch of Vietnamese sandwiches (banh mi) and watch Birdemic. FOR MY COUNTRYMEN!
He’s much too Nguyen to be getting married.
In that case, as a Danish guy, I probably have to go eradicate a bunch of Jews and watch Idiots, then try to get out off the sentence. FOR
MADDENvon Trier!I wonder if he’ll have a unique slant on the banh mi.
I always go to James Sandwiches for their Five Dong Foot Long.
I swear to God I will never get tired of finding ways to make dong jokes…
off <- that's legit foreigner cred right there
I used to make all my Vietnamese sandwich jokes on Durden until one day the Doctress decided to banh mi.
He had planned to open a dicknose shop but the name was already taken.
‘Namwiches: “Vietnam’s Favorite Sloppy..Hey Joe, you want to party?”
He built his career on Birdemic and banh mi? I guess you could say he was a little
*sunglasses*
peckish.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH
60,000 American soldiers gave their lives trying to prevent the spread of camp to Southeast Asia.
She’d better remember to stop by the nail salon before the wedding. (to pick up her last check)
If we don’t contain this threat now, his brand of mediocre yet convenient fast food could spread through out South-East Asia. An effect rather large a series of pieces arranged so that the fall of each would topple the next.
*throughout
Fuggit. I’m going home.
*large -> like
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I’m going home and pouring myself a large whisky.
A sandwich shop should certainly help easy the overcrowding at his puppy mill.
I’m looking forward to his wedding night inspired soup restaurant: Pho King
OMFGROTFJOKOTAL!! The site that shall not be named!
I used to make all my Vietnamese sandwich jokes
on Durdenover there until one day the Doctress decided to banh mi.Fisted!
Here’s a jag, type “fairfield college hamilton new zealand” into Google Earth, zoom in and check out their awesome lawn art. Should remane the school Filmdrunk’s School for Gifted Bird Rapists.
These sandwiches are great! I can’t get enough!
[nam.nam.nam.nam.]
“Like a painter who loves to paint, I love making movies.” -James Nguyen
Painters gon’ paint.
You better believe he seduced her with Birdemic. Whenever I bring a fine lass back to my hellish apartment, I put in my copy of Birdemic. As soon as that 30 second clip of music plays on a loop for 4 minutes, that bitch is wetter than my gooch in WNY June conditions. Birdemic drops panties quicker than Marvin Gaye and Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
This post is full of Nguyen
Hello Birdemic Fans,
Actually, James Sandwiches will be launched in San Jose, California, USA in early 2012. James Sandwiches sells Vietnamese-American sandwiches (banh mi).
I want to thank all of you for your support!
Best Regards,
James
Birdemic Director