(More pics at WWTDD)

Squeaky-clean Will Smith often gets accused of acting “white”, but if his behavior on the Men in Black III set is any indication, he still loves huge trailers.  Sorry, that was a terrible joke.  The point is that Will Smith is an assh*le, and the other assh*les in the neighborhood aren’t happy about it.  The New York Post’s actual, Pulitzer-worthy caption? “GETTIN’ PIGGY WIT’ IT.”

The megastar has docked a gargantuan, double-decker moveable mansion for his “Men in Black III” shoot smack in the middle of SoHo — even though he’s renting a luxury apartment less than a mile away.
Clocking in at 1,150 square feet, the titanic trailer is larger than most two-bedroom, two-bathroom apartments in the city.
The specially designed ride, nicknamed “The Heat,” includes a lounge, a movie room with a 100-inch screen, marble floors throughout, offices for his assistants and writing staff, a large bedroom and all-granite bathroom. It measures about 53 feet long, has 22 wheels and weighs in at around 30 tons.
The gawdy creation is a product of Anderson Mobile Estates. With the push of a button it can double its height in just 30 seconds and sells for just under $2 million.
Inside, it features a full-service kitchen with arched windows, and matched-grain Italian cherrywood cabinetry.

I appreciate that, Tony. DON’T SLAM THE F*CKIN DOOR, TONY!

In the same neighborhood, Smith is renting a five-bedroom, 6.5-bathroom apartment for $25,000 a month on Bond Street.
“Everything about him is excessive,” said a broker who worked with him.
Initially, his rental budget was $100,000 — a month. He wanted a pool, and he did not want to share an elevator with normal people, the broker said. [NYPost]

Well his trailer certainly sounds a lot nicer than, say, your mom’s.  And he probably has to share it with fewer syphilitics.  My gosh, who would’ve guessed a guy who named one child after himself and one after his wife, who pushed them into each of his careers before they hit puberty, who only agrees to star in films where he can be the good guy, would be some kind of egomaniac, right?  This must be some kind of mistake.  Let’s all continue to praise his refreshing “swagger.”