Hot off the release of their “Being Green” teaser (a sort of fictional faux rom-com), the marketing team for The Muppets has just released a new teaser, focusing more on the actual muppets. This one’s called “The Fuzzy Pack,” presumably a play on The Hangover‘s “Wolf Pack” campaign. Once again, the producers have done a brilliant job combining things that I love, in this case, namely, muppets and Danny Trejo. Chingón, guey, it must be my lucky day. Although this role might be a stretch for Trejo. He’s a solid actor, I’m just not sure he has the versatility to pull off “convict.”
“Mira, Frog, ju theenk you’re the only one who’s had a feest up hees culo? Welcome to prison ése.”
And here’s the Being Green teaser from the other day:
TAGS: AMY ADAMS, DANNY TREJO, FUZZY PACK, JASON SEGEL, NICK STOLLER, TEASERS, THE MUPPETS, TRAILERS, WANDA SYKES
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I really hope my fuzzy pack never ends up in jail. Uncomfortable.
I can believe Trejo as a convict better than I can a cybernetic engineer or whatever the f*ck he was in Spy Kids.
Mostly because he’s Mexican. I mean Latino. I MEAN BROWN!!!
He’s be Muppet 600 if they knew the truth…
That might have only been funny in my head.
Danny Trejo is not brown, he’s burnt sienna.
He’s there to turn Camilla into a champion fighter.
“Sorry officer, we should have been more specific – do you know where we can find Frank Oz?”
O please let him be named Machete.
Not pictured: Elmo being brutally raped by several white supremacists a few cells down.
Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he?
I am going to invite Danny Trejo to my wedding. And he is going to get drunk, give the best man speech and man handle all the bridesmaids.
The Muppets take Manhattan, hubcaps, our jobs.
Last time I was in prison it was for a Fuzzy Pack.
Out of prison, they may be a frog, pig, and whatever the f*ck Gonzo is, but on the inside, they’re all fish.
That last joke is the reason I’m boycotting The Muppets; it is a group that discriminates against non-puppets, and will only allow puppets to join. As a non-puppet, I am offended by this, and you should too.