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My God, is that an AK-47-toting Viking riding a rainbow-sh*tting unicorn into outer space?  F*ck me in the turd button, that is nothing short of magnificent.  Hell, I’d let this guy molest me. |Source|

MORNING LINKS

YO, SAN FRANCISCO!  I’m doing some stand-up tonight at 10 at the Purple Onion. Sorry, I suppose that’s no reason to shout. No, I did not make that flyer. |flyer|

11 Diabolical Plans Discovered On Osama Bin Laden’s Hard Drives. |Uproxx|

The Ten Best TV Episodes of the 2010-11 Season. |WarmingGlow|

Random Netflix: The “Worse Than Tyler Perry” Edition. |TSS|

A Gallery of Batmen Getting Arrested. |GammaSquad|

Calvin & Hobbes: The Next Generation |Buzzfeed|

Poor 15-year-old finds $15,000, donates it to charity. |TheDailyWhat|

Court upholds sports fans right to flip the bird.  That’s right “flip”. “Flick” is what morons say. |BostonStool|

Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Man. I can’t wait to continue not watching this. |TheSuperficial|

GED classroom fights are better than other classroom fights. |NYCStool|

Major League Baseballs eight biggest dippers. |Clutch|

Levi Johnson’s rejected book titles. |HolyTaco|

10 strange but real sports you haven’t heard of. |Guyism|

Bin Laden emailed everyone via flash drives, couriers, and internet cafes.  Probably that “hugging lion” video. |Fark|

David Hasselhoff joins cast of Piranha 3DD, probably doesn’t realize it’s a joke. |ScreenJunkies|

A Gallery of MMO Players in Game and in Life. |UnrealityMag|

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