My God, is that an AK-47-toting Viking riding a rainbow-sh*tting unicorn into outer space? F*ck me in the turd button, that is nothing short of magnificent. Hell, I’d let this guy molest me. |Source|
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YO, SAN FRANCISCO! I’m doing some stand-up tonight at 10 at the Purple Onion. Sorry, I suppose that’s no reason to shout. No, I did not make that flyer. |flyer|
11 Diabolical Plans Discovered On Osama Bin Laden’s Hard Drives. |Uproxx|
The Ten Best TV Episodes of the 2010-11 Season. |WarmingGlow|
Random Netflix: The “Worse Than Tyler Perry” Edition. |TSS|
A Gallery of Batmen Getting Arrested. |GammaSquad|
Calvin & Hobbes: The Next Generation |Buzzfeed|
Poor 15-year-old finds $15,000, donates it to charity. |TheDailyWhat|
Court upholds sports fans right to flip the bird. That’s right “flip”. “Flick” is what morons say. |BostonStool|
Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Man. I can’t wait to continue not watching this. |TheSuperficial|
GED classroom fights are better than other classroom fights. |NYCStool|
Major League Baseballs eight biggest dippers. |Clutch|
Levi Johnson’s rejected book titles. |HolyTaco|
10 strange but real sports you haven’t heard of. |Guyism|
Bin Laden emailed everyone via flash drives, couriers, and internet cafes. Probably that “hugging lion” video. |Fark|
David Hasselhoff joins cast of Piranha 3DD, probably doesn’t realize it’s a joke. |ScreenJunkies|
A Gallery of MMO Players in Game and in Life. |UnrealityMag|
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I like how they gave you a nice “ethnic” font on the flyer to match your weird ass picture.
I specifically said “The Great Mancini” should go ABOVE “Puppet Show”.
Vannini, Mancini. Mancini, Vannini.
(Oh fuck you, Letterman would’ve got it.)
Did they hire the same guy who does the X-Men: Special Ed Class posters?
Why are you floating down from the sky like a space invader?
Have you recorded any of your stand-up yet?
Looks like they nicked that photo from your last foray into show business: bass/baritone in Lou Pearlman’s big comeback group, Jew Kids on the Block.
Torpedo of Troof! for Token.
Whoops, sorry. Actually for RHE.
That is the greatest poster I’ve ever seen. How do you break it to people that you won’t be wailing on tenor sax?
That’s a pleasant surprise. I was expecting one of those tapes where you die after 7 days. Of depression.
That sure is the perfect rape van. For raping 27 year old boys.
New up queeahs! Literally.
Its like the Transamerica pyramid is having Nam flashbacks of Vince
Woah! On the same bill with Butch Escobar? This IS an All Star outing.
And I can tell you didn’t make the poster because you’re not a 15 year old who just discovered wordart.
That Viking is wearing red chucks. WIN.
That is, in fact, MY rape van.
YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME IN YOUR LITTLE TIE
Wow, Justin certainly can pick comedy All Stars.