
Here’s something interesting (and movie-related, thank God) to come out of Bin Laden-capped-in-the-face gate: apparently The Rock knew about it before the rest of us (Paul Walker might have too, but who knows what that guy’s ever thinking). As Devin Faraci over at BadassDigest discovered, The Rock tweeted this “teaser” at 7:24 pm LA time:

Meanwhile, the president’s announcement that Bin Laden was dead didn’t start until 7:30 – 7:45 pm Western time. According to the thorough, minute-by-minute account in the New York Times, even the first rumblings online didn’t start until after The Rock’s tweet:
Wishful thinking about bin Laden’s death ricocheted across the Web — and then, at 10:25 p.m., while Mr. Obama was writing his speech, one particular tweet seemed to confirm it. Keith Urbahn, the chief of staff for the former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, wrote at that time, “So I’m told by a reputable person they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Hot damn.”
Thus, it would seem that either The Rock knows some people in the know, and/or that “The Rock Obama” sketch from SNL (some of their best work in years, by the way) went over better than we imagined. I like to imagine someone deep in the White Situation Room yelling, “Bin Laden is dead?? CALL THE ROCK!” and furiously snactching up the red phone. And all I’m saying is, is it too much to hope for that the Navy SEAL team referred to their operation as “Mission In-Freakin’ Sanity?”




What a hipster douche.
I knew about The Rock knowing about Bin Laden before Vince did.
Steve Seagal taught The Rock how to use twitter.
took me a while to notice the rock lurking behind bama, was worth the shock
The Scorpion King just instinctively knows what’s going down in the desert, right?
This aspect of government was not covered in civics class. Fuckin’ public schools.
And The Rock is a surprisingly great SNL host.
I can understand The Rock knowing about it before everyone else, but Keith Urban???
At 7:38 Paul Walker tweeted that the Bananas in Pyjamas were dead.
Is that John Lithgow in the back center?
Vin Diesel knew even before the Rock. The difference is he knows how to keep his friggin’ mouth SHUT
The most obvious conclusion is the one that everyone seems to have missed. The Rock killed Bin Laden.
I smell what The Rock is cookin, a delicious paella with sofritos and . . . what do you mean he’s not Mexican? No, I understand not all Hispanics are Mexican but are you really telling me he’s not even Hispanic?
Wow, you learn something new every day around here.
The guy who actually was the one to kill Osama will be the most sexually frustrated man in history. Not because he won’t be getting laid, but no matter how often he gets down, it won’t be enough.
Needs more Vince Vaughn with an ice cream cone.
Biden’s probably wishing they’d hurry up and get to a commercial break so can he go to the bathroom.
Me no write good.
Biden his time, huh Moose?
*Navy SEALs storm spaz’s office in accordance with Operation: War On Terrible Puns*
Actually I seem to recall something about the ROCK having a lot of friends, via USO trips/technical advisors on movies, in the Special Forces Community, so it is not implausible to assume that somebody in the know informed their famous ex-wrester bud right when the operation became successful.
The Rock was down with a dead Bin Laden before it got all mainstream.
All this says to me is that he’s rich enough to have a FutureTV. Yeah, you wouldn’t have heard of it.
Ten minutes later, KFC released information regarding their new line of chicken menus.
The Seals told The Body. The Body told The Rock. The Rock Tweeted.
They told The Rock so that he would be ready to quell any disturbances in the populace of The Nation of Domination.