Supercut: Count how many times they say “JACK!” and “ROSE!” in Titanic
05.26.11 at 3:36 pm
The Hammer
I think the only rival to this is how many times they say ‘Michael’ in Lost Boys
05.26.11 at 3:38 pm
Stinky Peet
I’d Jack on her Rose, gnome sayin’?
05.26.11 at 3:42 pm
I_am_Jenius
I call out Billy Zane’s name at least 10 times a night.
05.26.11 at 3:44 pm
Stinky Peet
Christ, Oliver deserves a fifth of Jack just for editing that.
05.26.11 at 3:52 pm
Vince Mancini
Oh, I gave him a fifth of jack alright. (*wanking motion*)
05.26.11 at 3:52 pm
Michelle07
I’d rather watch the movie about Jose and his Rack
05.26.11 at 3:52 pm
The Jersey Devil
When I was a teenager, I used to have a terrifying recurring nightmare where Kathy Bates told me I was a good man to have around in a “sticky spot” . . . thanks for bringing it all rushing back, you sons-of-bitches.
05.26.11 at 3:55 pm
ChinoMoreno
Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.
Now, that’s how you do it.
05.26.11 at 4:04 pm
Erswi
That’s just lazy. Lenina Huxley calls John Spartan by his full name at least 123 time in Demolition Man. Come to think of it, so does every other character in the movie. God, I was a dumbass kid for liking that steaming pile.
05.26.11 at 4:04 pm
Patty Boots
This only works if you’re Tracy Jordan addressing Liz Lemon.
05.26.11 at 4:15 pm
LordZnot
If Rose was 10 pounds lighter, Jack would have fit on the drift wood
05.26.11 at 4:16 pm
Nussy
Previously on Lost Season 2: WAAAALT!
05.26.11 at 4:16 pm
Ace Rimmer
The only better example of inept screenwriting is siblings addressing each other as such. Couple it with an ‘As you know + [lazy exposition]‘ for maximum effect.
05.26.11 at 4:25 pm
El_Topo
Your editor wears a gimp suit, does he use vinyl clit pro?
05.26.11 at 4:37 pm
FistfulOAwesome
Rose and Jack and shit and Jack and Rose and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and fuck it this script is shit and shit.
05.26.11 at 4:54 pm
The Hammer
Titanic is a prime example of teenage girls liking horrible shit.
05.26.11 at 4:56 pm
Jessolido
Ain’t that just like a broad? 3 hours of talkin’ ’bout jack! Am I right? *Dodges tomato, softshoes offstage*
05.26.11 at 5:00 pm
Crapbasket
[Floats through the detritus and human flotsam of the Titanic sinking in an inner tube, with a smaller inner tube tied on holding an Igloo cooler full of Natural Ice]
I hate this movie because Rivers Cuomo watched it one summer with some cunt in a Slayer T-shirt and it didn’t make them cry.
05.26.11 at 5:01 pm
Stallonewolf
As an idea for a future hack screenwriting trick mash-up, how about characters saying, “Let me get this straight” before spelling out key plot points.
05.26.11 at 5:04 pm
Crapbasket
Or ttyBoo, Rob Lowe on Parks and Rec. ANNE PERKINS!
05.26.11 at 5:13 pm
Patty Boots
Everything Rob Lowe does on P&R is great. Literally.
05.26.11 at 5:24 pm
Ace Rimmer
Every little thing he does is magic.
Like fisting Tinkerbell.
05.26.11 at 5:25 pm
Ace Rimmer
Hmm… should have gone for ‘like Polanski at Hogwarts.’
Regrets, I’ve had a few.
05.26.11 at 5:46 pm
Crapbasket
I know Chris is like, the.best.characterintheworld.
05.26.11 at 6:06 pm
Homo Erectus
Haven’t heard that much jacking since I stopped visiting the public restroom at the YMCA.
05.26.11 at 6:10 pm
davidnowacki
My Titanic Rose, then got Jacked.
05.26.11 at 6:15 pm
davidnowacki
Actually, they only say ‘Charles’ once or twice. The rest is ‘Chahles’. F*cking thespians.
05.26.11 at 6:20 pm
davidnowacki
Forsooth, Chahles, wouldst thou spear yonder ursine brute, so that I mightst live to spear thine shrew again?
05.26.11 at 6:40 pm
Larry
World’s Deadliest Drinking game: based on number of times they say “Harry” or “Harry Potter” in those movies.
05.26.11 at 6:41 pm
Larry
Or: “James”/”Bond”/”James Bond” in one of those movies or [shudder] in all of them.
05.26.11 at 6:42 pm
Larry
P.S. At least Winslet’s character, whatshername, didn’t leave her bra on when they fucked. Die, Judd Apatow.
05.27.11 at 1:36 am
AlftheSacredBurro
Obviously this movie is one big advertisement for the Order of the Rose.
05.28.11 at 2:05 am
BooBooBear
that was neck and neck until the very end… exciting!
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I think the only rival to this is how many times they say ‘Michael’ in Lost Boys
I’d Jack on her Rose, gnome sayin’?
I call out Billy Zane’s name at least 10 times a night.
Christ, Oliver deserves a fifth of Jack just for editing that.
Oh, I gave him a fifth of jack alright. (*wanking motion*)
I’d rather watch the movie about Jose and his Rack
When I was a teenager, I used to have a terrifying recurring nightmare where Kathy Bates told me I was a good man to have around in a “sticky spot” . . . thanks for bringing it all rushing back, you sons-of-bitches.
Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.
Now, that’s how you do it.
That’s just lazy. Lenina Huxley calls John Spartan by his full name at least 123 time in Demolition Man. Come to think of it, so does every other character in the movie. God, I was a dumbass kid for liking that steaming pile.
This only works if you’re Tracy Jordan addressing Liz Lemon.
If Rose was 10 pounds lighter, Jack would have fit on the drift wood
Previously on Lost Season 2: WAAAALT!
The only better example of inept screenwriting is siblings addressing each other as such. Couple it with an ‘As you know + [lazy exposition]‘ for maximum effect.
Your editor wears a gimp suit, does he use vinyl clit pro?
Rose and Jack and shit and Jack and Rose and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and fuck it this script is shit and shit.
Titanic is a prime example of teenage girls liking horrible shit.
Ain’t that just like a broad? 3 hours of talkin’ ’bout jack! Am I right? *Dodges tomato, softshoes offstage*
[Floats through the detritus and human flotsam of the Titanic sinking in an inner tube, with a smaller inner tube tied on holding an Igloo cooler full of Natural Ice]
I hate this movie because Rivers Cuomo watched it one summer with some cunt in a Slayer T-shirt and it didn’t make them cry.
As an idea for a future hack screenwriting trick mash-up, how about characters saying, “Let me get this straight” before spelling out key plot points.
Or ttyBoo, Rob Lowe on Parks and Rec. ANNE PERKINS!
Everything Rob Lowe does on P&R is great. Literally.
Every little thing he does is magic.
Like fisting Tinkerbell.
Hmm… should have gone for ‘like Polanski at Hogwarts.’
Regrets, I’ve had a few.
I know Chris is like, the.best.characterintheworld.
Haven’t heard that much jacking since I stopped visiting the public restroom at the YMCA.
My Titanic Rose, then got Jacked.
Actually, they only say ‘Charles’ once or twice. The rest is ‘Chahles’. F*cking thespians.
Forsooth, Chahles, wouldst thou spear yonder ursine brute, so that I mightst live to spear thine shrew again?
World’s Deadliest Drinking game: based on number of times they say “Harry” or “Harry Potter” in those movies.
Or: “James”/”Bond”/”James Bond” in one of those movies or [shudder] in all of them.
P.S. At least Winslet’s character, whatshername, didn’t leave her bra on when they fucked. Die, Judd Apatow.
Obviously this movie is one big advertisement for the Order of the Rose.
that was neck and neck until the very end… exciting!
Meme this…Rush Hour style:
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