In honor of the release of BroBible’s new book, our video editor, Oliver Noble, created this supercut of advice from cinema’s greatest dads. Oh don’t worry, I beat his ass for cheating on me. That’s right, you slut, tell the neighbors you fell. |BroBible|
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SAN FRANCISCO! If you like stand-up comedy, check me out at the Purple Onion this Friday.
This guy’s reeeeeally happy to meet Obama. |Uproxx|
Why you should never post a picture of your mom to a message board. |Uproxx|
Nicole Kidman went to a hockey game. |WithLeather|
The 10 best TV episodes of 2010-2011. |WarmingGlow|
Oh thank God, Japan is working on robot babies. |GammaSquad|
Baby sea lion riding a sea turtle. Cue Parry Gripp song. |TheDailyWhat|
PICTURED: Problem, officer? |Source|
35-year-old lady arrested for chasing around 10-year-old and flashing her tits at him. |BostonStool|
Japanese develop “Kiss Transporter.” That was always my least favorite Statham movie. |ToplessRobot|
Pole-dance champ falls on her head. |NYCStool|
Batman gets his ass kicked. |GorillaMask|
The post-grad hipster’s guide to inhabitable American cities. |Buzzfeed|
Viagra-lined condoms should help impotent men bang ugly chicks, thank god. |HolyTaco|
Danny Trejo joins Sons of Anarchy. Ju meess me, puto? |ScreenJunkies|
Bree Olson is doing Playboy, which is great news if you always wanted to see her naked, but without jizz all over her. |TheSuperficial|
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