Supercut: Advice from cinema’s greatest dads

In honor of the release of BroBible’s new book, our video editor, Oliver Noble, created this supercut of advice from cinema’s greatest dads.  Oh don’t worry, I beat his ass for cheating on me.  That’s right, you slut, tell the neighbors you fell.  |BroBible|

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This guy’s reeeeeally happy to meet Obama. |Uproxx|

Why you should never post a picture of your mom to a message board. |Uproxx|

Nicole Kidman went to a hockey game. |WithLeather|

The 10 best TV episodes of 2010-2011. |WarmingGlow|

Oh thank God, Japan is working on robot babies. |GammaSquad|

Baby sea lion riding a sea turtle. Cue Parry Gripp song. |TheDailyWhat|

PICTURED: Problem, officer? |Source|

35-year-old lady arrested for chasing around 10-year-old and flashing her tits at him. |BostonStool|

Japanese develop “Kiss Transporter.”  That was always my least favorite Statham movie. |ToplessRobot|

Pole-dance champ falls on her head. |NYCStool|

Batman gets his ass kicked. |GorillaMask|

The post-grad hipster’s guide to inhabitable American cities. |Buzzfeed|

Viagra-lined condoms should help impotent men bang ugly chicks, thank god. |HolyTaco|

Danny Trejo joins Sons of Anarchy. Ju meess me, puto? |ScreenJunkies|

Bree Olson is doing Playboy, which is great news if you always wanted to see her naked, but without jizz all over her. |TheSuperficial|

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