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Even if porn hadn’t been found inside Bin Laden’s compound, a Bin Laden porno would be inevitable.  The first law of porno is that if it exists, there will be porn about it.  The fact that there was already a #BinLadenPornTitles trending topic on Twitter just sped up the process.  Meanwhile, while researching this article, I discovered that Wicked Pictures produced a Nascar-themed porno called “ASSCAR.”  And that, in a nutshell, is what I love about porn.

Which is why I’m somewhat disappointed to report that the title of the Bin Laden porno Hustler is producing will be “This Ain’t Bin Laden XXX.”  Lame.  It’s redundant, of course it “ain’t Bin Laden,” he’s dead.  We want to watch a guy in a fake turban bang a runaway, we’re not illiterate.

The former al-Qaida leader was shot dead by U.S. forces during a raid on his compound in Pakistan earlier this month and now Hustler Video is set to lampoon bin Laden’s life in This Ain’t Bin Laden XXX.
After the feared terrorist was killed, operatives found a collection of porn magazines at his home.
A spokesman for Hustler Video jokes, “We’re pretty sure from what we’ve heard that bin Laden was a big fan of Hustler. He was looking at porn, now porn is looking at him. See, it all comes full circle.”
The DVD will hit stores this summer.  [Jam]

In fairness, they’re already up to “Shot in the Eyes” number 27, so that would’ve just been confusing.  I would’ve also accepted “Bin Laden: Buried in C.”