Pictured above is the newest addition to the increasingly popular fad of food trucks and vans, the Grillenium Falcon grilled cheese truck. Owned and operated by Chad and Alison Hammontree of Fayetteville, Arkansas, the Falcon is not only an extension of the couple's successful restaurant, Hammontree's Grilled Cheese, but it's also the most awesomest thing I've ever seen with my own eyeballs. I want one in Orlando immediately and I will not stop stomping my feet until I get one.
In the meantime, I shared this image with some FilmDrunkards and the next thing I know geniuses like Stinky Peet, Chareth Cutestory, Jacktion!, Erswi, Eibmoz, Patty Boots, and Beek, as well as that Vince guy, ran off a list of more than 360 suggestions for movie- and TV-themed food trucks. It was rather impressive, but mostly exhaustive. So of course Vince was all like, "Should we try to photoshop some of these ideas?" and I rolled over and said, "Why not?"
If you're an aspiring restaurateur and you're looking for your million dollar food truck idea, this might just help. Bon appetit!
As much as we would have liked to create rudimentary Photoshops of all of these clever ideas, it just cuts into our drinking time too much. Here are some of the other honorable mentions (Read: Too difficult to Photoshop) that I could remember:
Snack to the Future
Wok Hard
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdough
The 40 Year Old Virgin Olive Oil
Lambshank Redemption
The Rocky Mountain Oyster Picture Show
Men Who Stare At Goat Cheese
Much Ado About Stuffing
Pretzel’s Honor
To Grill a Mockingbird
V For Velveeta
The Wild Brunch
Breakfast Breakfurious
Baking 2: Electric Boogaloo
Four Breadings and a Funeral
The Good Shepherd’s Pie
Corndog Day Afternoon
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Prawn Legacy?
the princess and the frog legs
close encounters of the third brine (a pickle truck)
Lost In Transfats
Aw damn yo, Fudgie the Whale! That’s keepin’ it real.
Fresh Times at Ridgemont Pie.
MASH OF THE TITANS! I’m so proud of myself that it has rolled back round to shame.
3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecst-ICEE
So the fact that none of my suggestions made the list is a clear indication that I shouldn’t repost them here?
F that! Tequila Mockingbird kicks ass.
The Eclair Witch Project.
Bravo, fellow Drunkards. Bravo.
How the hell did Hot Dog Day Afternoon not get in here? Did I miss it?
I freely admit that I was too overwhelmed to read the 300+ suggestions by the time I got around to seeing the picture originally, so forgive me if this (and any subsequent comments) has already been mentioned: Meatballs!
You could also go with Kung Fu Panda Express, but that’s more of a Wheel of Fortune solution.
Grill & Bread’s Succulent Adventure. Ok guys, I’m out. I don’t think I can top that one.
Beauty and the Yeast
Beauty and the Yeast sounds more like my teenage years than a food truck.
Fanciful use for a rape van. I am disappoint.
Lady and the Scampi
Dawn of the Bread
Snack to the future? The wild lunch? A-pollo 13 (spanish food)? Ice Scream 4?
Free Willy!
*points to rape van*
On Her Majesty’s Secret Sherbet
“Eat My Food or I’ll F*cking Kill You!”
Am I doing this right?
2001, a Steak Odyssey
I say this without irony… The greatest journalistic entry… of all time.
The Lemon Meringue-over
Capturing the Fried Mints–deep fried York peppermint patties.
Fun fact: C-Tates counts Fudgy the Whale as his black friend.
Eggs Over the Top
Naked Lunch Truck? A Fridge Too Far. The Guns of Provolone?
Things to Eat in Denver with Bread
Inglourious Basturduckens
Corn’s not the worst you can fry
Bun in 60 Seconds
Apocalypse Chow
Chinese Cats Reataraunt
Fight Club Sandwiches
The Last Temptation of Crust
Planet of the Crepes!
Cheesy Rider
Four How Wings and a Fune-roll.
Hot Wings, dammit
Bridget Jones’s Dairy
[Rolls up in a van with a modified snow cat in the back]
Dawn of the Bread
Austin Powers: International Man of Pastry.
Juicemanji
Star Worcestershire
great minds, crappy.
Pulp Confection
Quantum of Salami
Hey lookit! 2 of my suggestions were already in the post. Marvelous!
The Big Easy Bake Oven
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How do you type accents? Manos, the Hands of Pate
Good Will Buntcake
Paninic Room
I read that as Good Will Bukkake.
Unwaffleble (with waffles the SIZE OF THE CHRYSLER BUILDING)
Girl with the Dragon Roll Tatoo
True dat Nat!
[Fist bump, wanking motion, explosion sound]
I can’t even read these damn slide show posts.
Pizza Deliverance
In Bruges Frites
Thai Hard
SLC Punch
True Grits
A Time to Chill Cucumber Soup
Hot Cider Rapids
To Have And Have Nuts
Death to Smoothie
The Slice of The Lamb
Monkey T-bone
Behind the Collard Greens Door
Damnit really? Late to the party again? I hate you guys.
Beverly Hills Chops
Candy Shack
2001 A Spice Odyssey
Return of the RibEye
I too did not read them all so if I stepped on your dork I’ll give you two for one at my new truck the The Grapes of Kahn
Deepthroat Spring Sausage
Inglorious Custerds
Water for Elephant Ears
Those trucks are so awesome I can’t stop clicking.
Gladheateher
Bad News Bear Claws [pam]ROWR[/pam]
Bean Human
Drive Hungry
Crockpot Dundee
Paul Blart’s food truck: Lard of the Wings: Return of the King Size
Exit Through the Snack Shop
The Ice Cream Social Network
Lord of the Onion Rings
Shit, I got some more dick on my shoe…
Apocalyptofu
Fried Fish Called Wanda
We Were Scallions
The Big Chilli
Tyme Bandits
Cumin the Barbarian
There Will Be Burgers
Black Bean Beauty
Alls Quiet on the Western Fondu
Caken
Best Worst Eatery
Harry Potter Pies
Tacopalypse Now
I Love You, Manwich
Pancake Labyrinth.
Superflan, or if you drive a mobile boulangerie; Superpain.
Crazy Heartburn
Who Fried Roger Rabbit?
Fantastic Mr. Flan
Croissant of Iron.
The Butterflied Chicken Breast Effect
Let the Right Bun In
Pig Truffle in Little China
The Breakfast Club *womp womp*
Toastbusters
Cool As Ice Cream
Who wouldn’t love an ice cream truck that pays homage to the 1991 Vanilla Ice classic? Now drop that zero and get with the zero.
The Lamb Shank Redemption
The Black Flan
Carton Drink
Schindler’s Brisket
A Boy and his Hot Dog.
I left out my favorite, Girls Just Wanna Have Funnel Cakes.
Tango and Quiche.
Tyler Perry’s Cookbook of a Fat Black Woman
Dressed to Grill.
Frosting/Nixon
Y Tu Tapa Tambien
Smokey Jerky and the Bandit
Supper Ate
Pies and Prejudice.
Any Which Whey You Canned
3:10 to Yogurt
Dante’s Peking Duck
The Red Choux.
Blue (Corn) Chips. The idea of someone that into “Blue Chips” would be sufficient evidence for an involuntary commitment.
A Man Called Horse Radish.
What Creams May Come
Lord of the Fries.
The Thin Red Lime
Romy and Michelle’s High School Re-onion
It’s All About the Belgian Waffles
Burrito-tal Recall
The Dirty Dozen Donuts
Full Metal Jacket Potato.
The Naked Gum
The Deviled Egg Advocate
Dead Mango
Gatacalamari
Oh God are we really doing this again? FYI almost all the funny entries in the original post belong to Jacktion, I don’t think any of mine made the photoshop cut.
Fill Grill Volume 1
The Preachers’s Rice
CRE4M
The Hobbit: Beer and Snack Again
The 40 Year Old Virgin Olive Oil
The Evil Bread
Mary Popcorn
Jack Sauce and Miri Make a Porno
GasLand Burritos
The Girth of a Nation
Thyme Cop
Mr. Hollandaise Opus
Mall Ratatouilles
The Life of Fryin’
The French Confection
Dr. Strangeclub or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sandwich
@Crappy: I’ll see your “Mall Ratatouilles” and raise you a “Basting Amy”
The Vegetarium of Dr Parnassus
Chive Chelios’s Cranked Potatoes
Batterman
To Tofu Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Banana and Her Sisters
Major Grain
Carrots of the Carribean
The Mexorcist
The Dark Meat Knight
Fridge of the Liver Pie
The Fantastic Four Food Groups
No Country Fried Chicken for Old Men
Fast and Furious 2 Minute Hamburgers
New up!
Old Yeller Korean BBQ
The Invisible Mango
Any Given Sundae
Breadator, “If it kneads we can mill it”
Not All Hotdogs Go To Heaven
Butch Cassidy and the Sundae Kid
12 Hungry Men
Citizen Candy
Forrest Gumbo
Monty Python and the Whole Grain Bread
Flan Baby Flan
Do The Right Onion Ring
The Wraps of Khan
The Green Sorbets
Of Rice and Mein
Terminator 2: Fudgement Day
Monty Python and the Holy Grill
Dungeons and Dragons and Doughnuts
Attack of the Pone
golden pie
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotted Dick
Pho Your Consideration
Million Dollar Baby Ruth
Varsity Stews
Fryolator II: Crunchment Day
Garden Salad State
Get Shortening
Beverly hills mop sauce
Three hens and a baby back rib
Grumpy old hen
When berries met salad
The wicker pan
Hard boiled ticket to Hawaiian pork tacos
Buns
Return to sausage beach
Sausage beach
The Frying Game
Watermelon for Elephants
What’s the Bratwurst That Could Happen?
Beauty and the Bisque
Hoagie With a Shotgun
Escargot from New York
Blue Velveeta
The Donair Up There
Legends of the Falafel
Natural Born Grillers
One nugget over the buffalo’s nest
Cheeses of Nazareth
or
Cheeses Christ Superstar