Matthew Vaughn and 20th Century Fox’s X-Men: First Class opens in just a few weeks (June 4th, to be exact). New clips from the film, once rumored to be a behind-schedule disaster, are now coming fast and furious (as I’ve been known to myself). The latest centers on Hank McCoy, aka Beast, played by Nicholas Hoult, who shows off his mutations for the first time, to the instant pantie moistening of Mystique, played by the lovely Jennifer Lawrence. Oh yeah, baby, you turned on by a man with toes on his feet? What say we go somewhere more private and I show you the meaning of “prehensile.”




Quentin Tarantino just broke his phone dialing Jennifer Lawrence’s agent.
Call me shallow, but monkey feet are a total deal breaker.
Boots, don’t be so quick to dismiss. You know what they say about guys with monkey feet! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Actually I think they say they scream a lot and throw feces…so not actual selling points I guess.
You know what, scratch what I said before, dismiss away.
I’ve got toes on my feet- does that mean I have a chance with Winter’s Boner?
Well la di da, check out Mr. I-can-do-my-taxes-while-masturbating
I don’t know if that’s AMAZING, considering who else he’s in the room with. But it is definitely impressive.
Too soon to talk Oscars?
Holy crap is that the kid from About a Boy?