For Oliver’s latest supercut, he tackled the age-old movie cliché “You can’t park here!”, which is up there with “we’ve got company!” and cool guys don’t look at explosions in terms of surprisingly-overused movie scenes. And of course the you-can’t-park-here version of cool guys not looking at explosions is shooting the parking attendant or meter maid a scornful look, scoffing “keep it,” and tossing him your keys. I’m so cool, I don’t even care about my car. The supercut is after the jump, and if you were worried that this wouldn’t include Nic Cage charging purposefully away from a Ferrari, don’t be.
(*protagonist looks at cell phone*)
PROTAGONIST: “I’ve got no signal!”
(*sidekick sees bad guys*)
SIDEKICK: “Uh oh, we’ve got company!”
(*protagonist pulls up to fancy restaurant*)
ATTENDANT: “You can’t park here!”
PROTAGONIST: (*throws attendant keys*) “KEEP IT!”
(*Protagonist runs inside, bad guys follow*)
SIDEKICK: “GET OUT OF THERE!”
(*Protagonist emerges from building, pops collar, calmly lights cigarette as restaurant explodes behind him*)
PROTAGONIST: [Witty one-liner]
SIDEKICK: Oh, [Protagonist], you’re incorrigible.
[BIG THANKS to reader Justin D. for submitting this idea]
I want more like this!
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