New Supercut: “You can’t park here!”
05.24.11For Oliver’s latest supercut, he tackled the age-old movie cliché “You can’t park here!”, which is up there with “we’ve got company!” and cool guys don’t look at explosions in terms of surprisingly-overused movie scenes. And of course the you-can’t-park-here version of cool guys not looking at explosions is shooting the parking attendant or meter maid a scornful look, scoffing “keep it,” and tossing him your keys. I’m so cool, I don’t even care about my car. The supercut is after the jump, and if you were worried that this wouldn’t include Nic Cage charging purposefully away from a Ferrari, don’t be.
(*protagonist looks at cell phone*)
PROTAGONIST: “I’ve got no signal!”
(*sidekick sees bad guys*)
SIDEKICK: “Uh oh, we’ve got company!”
(*protagonist pulls up to fancy restaurant*)
ATTENDANT: “You can’t park here!”
PROTAGONIST: (*throws attendant keys*) “KEEP IT!”
(*Protagonist runs inside, bad guys follow*)
SIDEKICK: “GET OUT OF THERE!”
(*Protagonist emerges from building, pops collar, calmly lights cigarette as restaurant explodes behind him*)
PROTAGONIST: [Witty one-liner]
SIDEKICK: Oh, [Protagonist], you’re incorrigible.
[BIG THANKS to reader Justin D. for submitting this idea]


I know where you can park *rubs lap*….. two blocks over, its a public lot.
I don’t think I’ll ever tire of seeing Sarah Jessica Parker get punched in the face
Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again.
[Crappy looks at project in City Planning Dept. Notices that the plan is to put a greenway on an old pesticide dump]
You can’t park there!
I was going to say you should have ended it with the Fear and Loathing clip, but then I saw the horse getting punched in the face. You made the right choice.
Albert Brooks approves.
As long as I can parkour there. Never get tired of parkour.
Oliver Noble is just pawn in game of life.
I can’t park there because I suck at parallel parking.
[Badass whips into handicapped spot]
Attendant: You can’t park there!
B tosses attendant keys, hwip out gun and shoots him in leg: Now you can.
Seeing “hwip” makes me glad to be back.
Hwip or not, I fully expect to see that scene in the next Cage/Bruckheimer abortion.
Missed the Red Zone/White Zone No Parking routine from Airplane!
Liten scoLa, don’t start up with your white zone shit again!
I just watched Unstoppable:
“They’re coming in too fast!”
“They’re not gonna make it!”
I don’t think I’ll ever tire of seeing Amy Winehouse get punched in the face