Monkey in a Dress steals show at Hangover 2 premiere
05.20.11 at 12:41 pm
Moose
The monkey is there for the Changbang.
05.20.11 at 12:44 pm
Ace Rimmer
See, cats and dogs are, at best, indifferent to our costumed shenanigans, being thoroughly domesticated races, but putting a monkey in a costume and making it dance for the audience is little short of animal abuse. Fuck, this makes me irrationally angry. I’ll go away now.
05.20.11 at 12:46 pm
ChinoMoreno
Dolce & Banana
05.20.11 at 12:48 pm
Jessolido
I love the ass off this post. It is beyond me how those movies about the monkey who could skateboard and snowboard didn’t win ever oscar ever. What the balls were they called again? XXX & XXX II: Electric Boogaloo?
05.20.11 at 12:50 pm
Vince Mancini
God fucking dammit, Chino. I was sitting here for 15 minutes trying to think of a monkey-fashion designer pun. Fucking fuck. I just know these motherfuckers gave me decaf by accident. Fuck it, I’m using that.
05.20.11 at 12:51 pm
Patty Boots
Aaaaaawwwww. She dresses better than half of Hollywood.
05.20.11 at 12:51 pm
Jessolido
*Every Oscar ever. Sorry, I got so excited seeing the monkey pose for pictures that I started typing with my fists
05.20.11 at 12:51 pm
GenePoolParty
-1 for not naming it Marilyn Monkeyrow.
05.20.11 at 12:55 pm
Stinky Peet
What, no pictures of her picking nits off Melissa Rivers?!
05.20.11 at 12:56 pm
Patty Boots
I wonder if Crystal’s plus-one was Annie’s Boobs.
05.20.11 at 12:59 pm
Morton Salt
Crystal is Annie’s Boobs. Same Monkey. True Story.
05.20.11 at 12:59 pm
FistfulOAwesome
I’d prefer Annie’s Boobs out of a dress.
05.20.11 at 1:01 pm
FistfulOAwesome
“So say we all!”
-Edward James Olmos (and every other guy)
05.20.11 at 1:04 pm
Patty Boots
OMG. No wonder she works so well with Ken Jeong.
05.20.11 at 1:10 pm
Morton Salt
In fact, the scene with Annie’s Boobs whacking Chang on the head in the air vent was conceived because she was comfortable with him from the Hangover shoot.
05.20.11 at 1:10 pm
Patty Boots
Actually, if she’s Annie’s Boobs, she should be wearing a tasteful cardigan and cute flats.
05.20.11 at 1:12 pm
Stallonewolf
Chimpin ain’t easy.
05.20.11 at 1:13 pm
Shop 101
Decaf Vancey? You knew this post demanded Capuchin-o.
05.20.11 at 1:18 pm
Patty Boots
Morty, that’s pretty adorable.
05.20.11 at 1:59 pm
LordZnot
That Oprah cleans up nice….
05.20.11 at 2:57 pm
Shop 101
Bah, capuChin-o gives it that extra level.
05.20.11 at 4:45 pm
Neptuny
Let’s hope she doesn’t sell out and star in talking animal movies.
05.20.11 at 7:14 pm
The Mutt
Jeff Winger: “Why do you have a monkey?”
Troy Barnes: “It’s an animal that looks like a dude. Why don’t I have ten of them?
05.21.11 at 12:36 pm
Freedom Chipmunk
This may be my favorite film drunk post ever. It has given me the strength to roll out of bed and start my day. Thank you Vince for your comedic goodness. I’ll miss you when the rapture takes you home to be with Macho Man.
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The monkey is there for the Changbang.
See, cats and dogs are, at best, indifferent to our costumed shenanigans, being thoroughly domesticated races, but putting a monkey in a costume and making it dance for the audience is little short of animal abuse. Fuck, this makes me irrationally angry. I’ll go away now.
Dolce & Banana
I love the ass off this post. It is beyond me how those movies about the monkey who could skateboard and snowboard didn’t win ever oscar ever. What the balls were they called again? XXX & XXX II: Electric Boogaloo?
God fucking dammit, Chino. I was sitting here for 15 minutes trying to think of a monkey-fashion designer pun. Fucking fuck. I just know these motherfuckers gave me decaf by accident. Fuck it, I’m using that.
Aaaaaawwwww. She dresses better than half of Hollywood.
*Every Oscar ever. Sorry, I got so excited seeing the monkey pose for pictures that I started typing with my fists
-1 for not naming it Marilyn Monkeyrow.
What, no pictures of her picking nits off Melissa Rivers?!
I wonder if Crystal’s plus-one was Annie’s Boobs.
Crystal is Annie’s Boobs. Same Monkey. True Story.
I’d prefer Annie’s Boobs out of a dress.
“So say we all!”
-Edward James Olmos (and every other guy)
OMG. No wonder she works so well with Ken Jeong.
In fact, the scene with Annie’s Boobs whacking Chang on the head in the air vent was conceived because she was comfortable with him from the Hangover shoot.
Actually, if she’s Annie’s Boobs, she should be wearing a tasteful cardigan and cute flats.
Chimpin ain’t easy.
Decaf Vancey? You knew this post demanded Capuchin-o.
Morty, that’s pretty adorable.
That Oprah cleans up nice….
Bah, capuChin-o gives it that extra level.
Let’s hope she doesn’t sell out and star in talking animal movies.
Jeff Winger: “Why do you have a monkey?”
Troy Barnes: “It’s an animal that looks like a dude. Why don’t I have ten of them?
This may be my favorite film drunk post ever. It has given me the strength to roll out of bed and start my day. Thank you Vince for your comedic goodness. I’ll miss you when the rapture takes you home to be with Macho Man.