[video turns slightly NSFW at the 55-second mark]
I was of course being humorous with that headline. I doubt there’s a reboot of The Taking of Pelham 123 in the works, and I’m not sure if Mel Gibson even has a cousin (though he’s Catholic, so I’d guess he has about a thousand). This is actually a video of a guy freaking out on the subway, in which he strips down to his pubes and ding dong to shout racial slurs against the blacks and Jews. Or as I like to call it, my birthday.
Two things about this video: 1. Those are the worst cops ever. I appreciate not immediately going for the pussy taser, but it took three of you to take down one naked whiteboy? That is terrible. Use a choke hold if you have to. 2. Someone needs to start making PSAs about learning to hold your godd*mned cell phone camera the right direction. Come on, I gotta turn my head sideways now? I’m trying to watch a tweeked-out schizo’s peen flop around over here.
Oh hey, would you look at that, I already had a tag for “naked fights.”
[via Vulture]
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“strips down to his pubes and ding dong” holy shit… ENGRAVE THIS ON MY TOMBSTONE FOR IT IS THE FINEST COMBINATION OF ENGLISH WORDS THAT HAS EVER BEEN WRITTEN
NSFW? That looked like casual Friday to me.
Really, that’s just naked racism.
He definitely nabbed the lead role in The Taking of Risperdal 123 with this performance.
Man, those Improv Everywhere wankers get more and more obnoxious.
He’s here for the flash mob.
You have the right to remain a grower, not a shower.
If I’m going to a freak out in a Subway, I’m expecting a foot-long.
Old Frankie Boyle joke:
Remember when they were making Braveheart and everyone said: “Oh, it’s ridiculous, Mel Gibson as a Scottish guy, that’s not going to be very convincing.” And now look at him: an alcoholic racist.
If you want to make a naked man go down, you just have to push down a little on the top of his head.
Like I always tells her, I’d rather have one that works as well as mine than one that looks good on the subway.
“That’s pretty impressive, but can you steer a boat with it??” -Tommy Lee
Shouting racial slurs is bad enough, but getting naked on the subway?! You might as well jump into a septic tank.
Enjoy your previously unidentified diseases, racist!
He pulls that cord when he wants to get off.
“‘Scuse me while I whip this out. . .”
You know who that was? Crint Eastwood!
That was the Be Kind Rewindremake of Crocodile Dundee 2.
Thor looks a lot grittier than I expected.
♫ We all just saw a yellin’ subway peen, a yellin’ subway peen… ♫
The guy who’s recording this makes it sound like im watching this at the Magic Johnson Theater.
Pshh, this guy must be from Florida. That’s how they panhandle.
He must have thought it was white boy day. it ain’t white boy day is it?
in the limited edition director’s cut version of this, he jerks off…