I’d say the interviewers, the interviewees, publicists, lame press tours as a whole, and the ever-predictable internet nerds (yes, us) are all equally to blame. Just post a mildly attractive chick in a slave Leia costume and BOOM! The easiest web traffic walk-off home run you’ll ever hit (and yes, I know from experience). Which brings us to our next question: Is liking Star Wars even nerdy anymore? If you’re reading Star Wars fan fiction I could see, but at this point, it seems like saying you don’t like the original Star Wars is a far more blasphemous statement. Not to mention, most of the girls in the video were born after the first Star Wars came out. Thus saying you’re a nerd for liking Star Wars is a bit like claiming to be a huge geek because you like Led Zeppelin. It’s already been culturally validated. So maybe we can put the whole “I like Star Wars I’m a huge nerd!” thing to bed now. And if a pretty girl is into geek stuff, let’s stop demanding that they prove it. Go ahead, be girly, we don’t mind. No harm, no foul. And don’t worry, we can understand why you did it. After all, who here wasn’t at least a little turned on by Rosario Dawson (who does seem entirely genuine, by the way) spouting klingon at the end there? I tell you, I’ll masturbate to this, but I won’t be happy about it.

UPDATE: If you wandered in here from Google or Twitter because the “Geek Girls” wanted to grandstand about what a sexist I am, here’s my response.




Somewhere, Bruce Villanch is sweating more heavily than normal.
I never got the need to pretend you like shit I like. Am I going to ever date you? Not ever, never. Will I jerk off to you? You better believe it sister. And I don’t really need to have you pander to me when I break out my lube and candles.
Pander bare!!
Better be careful i you leave your Jerkoff Couch Vince you are making powerfully pathetic enemies with this!
Blintze finna go ham and shank that skank smdh
Oliver is really Ahmed, isn’t he?
To be fair to Megan Fox at least she named some not so mainstream comics there. I don’t know if she actually likes them but she didn’t just go ‘spiderman/xmen’ on it.
Oh my god, why are y’all such haters? Why do you doubt their nerd cred? This is like that part in The Fourth Element where Leela has to prove to Bruce Wayne that she’s legit the planet’s savior!
Now watch me wear a slave Leia bikini and deepthroat a Wiimote!
I WILL FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY SWORD MANCINI! HOW DARE YOU CALL OUT THE GIRL WHO USES A TWITTER SO SHE MUST LOVE HER FANS! AFTER I FINISH WITH THIS HOT POCKET, YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!
ouchies, I burned myself. stupid cheese. and yet, why are you ice cold inside?
Link to webcam. LINK TO WEBCAM
Somewhere, a bewildered Tyler Perry in drag is declaring his love for Star Jones.
Really, I have no problem believing that attractive women can like nerdy things. But it would be muuuuuuuch more believable if it didn’t seem like it was coming from a nerd pandering script.
Rosario Dawson seems awesome, though. I like her.
Pander?! Don’t hardly know he… [Michael Ironside runs up and stares at Crappy. Crappy's veins pop out, he starts to shake, then his head explodes]
You love comic books?! (*closes eyes, crosses fingers*)
Please say you love back hair.
Please say you love back hair.
Please say you love back hair.
They pander to the nerds, but give that ass to the jocks :(
F’this, I’m going to go carve my name into some urinal cakes.
Yeah, I gotta give props to Megan Fox, Kristen Bell and Rosario Dawson. They seem legit. I bet you could do a 90′s pandering reel of men who are like um, tooootally metrosexual.
I prefer FilmDrunk where my bird raping panderings are appreciated.
Did you even SEE what that penguin was wearing?!? He had it coming.
Then there was that duck last week. I told him to put it on my bill.
Ooh, the metrosexual mash-up is a great idea…
I would rupture Mila Kunis’ uterus. Not with my penis, mind you, but with something bigger than four and a half inches.
Be careful Vince, the twitter HATERZ will be out in force again. Don’t they know that making a funny podcast whilst sitting on a jack-off couch is a good job!? The assholes.
@Crapbasket
Hey, I was going to eat those!
“I was a total mouth-breathing, cheeto dust-covered, basement-dwelling, unwashed, foul-smelling, chronically-masturbating, parental sponge! Just like the people who want to see this movie!”
The Mighty Feklahr feels compelled to point out that Klingon women that emphasize the wrong syllable in “p’Taq” often end up with yIntagh-juice in their hou’hA.
When Rosario Dawson does it, He adds her to “The List”.
True story, Osama Bin Laden was watching a Jaimie Alexander movie on late night Cinemax when he got double tapped. Ol’ Dirty ‘Bama called it “Operation: Mercy Killing”.
Lince, just remember, if this cunt’s “good little followers” keep beefing with you that you are backed by the Klingon Empire.
And a passive aggressive angry blog.Vince you should watch my life as liz, it’s a whole show based around the fact that a girl is nerd if she likes star wars. Granted she never watches it, and whenever she talks about it gets a lot of basic information wrong but damn does she have a lot of star wars t-shirts.
It’s the worst show ever!
None of these bitches mean the last three Star Wars movies do they?
THEY ARE FREAKING LYING….Only nerd girls like it…and the ones told to like it by their PR people…..sorry!
This is like girls who claim to totally love football. Yes, some are indeed fans and know the basics (when to cheer, when to shut up, the important players on her favorite team, the coach’s name, etc etc). Generally, someone I can split a plate of wings and a pitcher of beer with and not be reminded I want to bang her for a couple hours.
And then you have the ones in the pink jersey of the her favorite quarterback (Brady, Romo, Rodgers etc) even if they have the bye week and scream like a maniac when he completes a 4 yard swing pass. The ones that want to look “totally cute while being one of the boys” and not getting her head bit off only because she’s hot.