
Apologies in advance, folks. Sometimes I get burned out on writing up movie news, and at times like these, I often find
strange ways to entertain myself. Ways like, say, going through Kevin James' back catalog and replacing him with the glib gorilla from the Zookeeper poster (who's voiced by Nick Nolte in the movie, if you can believe that). I just saw the poster and felt like the gorilla stole the show, you know? I mean, you'd think a jungle-dwelling primate like a gorilla would be freaking out on a roller coaster ride, which is meant to be scary even to jaded humans who live in houses and drive cars after all, but judging by his facial expression, he's calm as a Hindu cow. There's something bewitching about him, this mysterious gorilla, like a furry Mona Lisa. Where did he come from? What's he thinking? What other stuff does he like to do? So that's why I went back through some of Kevin James' most memorable posters and replaced him with the gorilla. They give his films a more thoughtful vibe, I feel. I thought about calling it "Everything's more fun with monkeys!" in honor of The Hangover opening and the monkey in that, but then that opens up a whole debate over how gorillas are apes, not monkeys, and whether it's okay to refer to an ape as a monkey because "monkey" is a funnier word, and blah blah blah. The point is, I made some pictures to entertain myself, and now I'm sharing them with you in lieu of doing actual work. I hope that's okay. This is probably the dumbest thing that I'll ever post. But no promises.







I'm so sorry for this.



I would watch Gorilla Mall Cop every day for the rest of my short, miserable life.
No C-Tates in Da Dilemma? You trippin, son.
That’s some solid hand-and-knee ‘shopping there, Vince. Don’t be too proud to put this on your resumé.
Something about Will Smith showing a gorilla a newspaper seems rayciss.
I just started chanting ASS TO ASS at that dilemma poster.
“Too proud NOT to put this on your resumé”, is what I meant to say. I’m not a complete asshole.
/totally am.
Gorilla James. He puts the banana in the tailpipe of the gay car.
Paul Blart: (Plus Sized)Zoolander
(coming right at you, July 12th in EYE AND KEVIN’S BUTTON POPPING 3D)
Will Smith showing a gorilla a newspaper and the gorilla is the one saying “You’ve got to be shitting me” to the camera. Didn’t see that one coming.
That’s the worst set of gorilla tits I’ve seen since… Wait, you probably don’t want to hear that story.
Seriously though, what is up with that gorilla’s tits?
i like the strength being projected at the end with that last gorilla. very powerful.
I feel compelled to go watch Congo again.
Next up: Shoehorning Jaden Smith into every poster from every movie you loved as a child.
I like the photo shopping, but it’s pretty unrealistic.
Most gorillas I know would not be caught dead in a Sandler movie.
@davidnowacki
If gynecomastia reduction surgery meant starring roles, you’d do it too.
Furry Mona Lisa? Do you mean… MONA GORILLA?!
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Kevin James is starring in a movie alongside a giant, harry ape? Honestly, I got enough of that shtick on King of Queens.