
It’s hard to deny that before Passion of the Christ, Jim Caviezel seemed like a star on the rise (Count of Monte Cristo is a guilty pleasure of mine). Or that these days, he seems a bit like an afterthought (Outlander, anyone?). The question is, is his fall from prominence the result of Hollywood being run by Godless Jews, or is it just that Christians are always trying to blame everything on Jesus?
Since playing the son of God in the 2004 film he said offers had dried up and he is shunned by many within the industry. Prior to playing Jesus he was considered one of Hollywood rising stars and appeared in ‘The Count of Monte Cristo’ and ‘Angel Eyes’ with Jennifer Lopez.
Ah yes, who could forget that classic, Angel Eyes with Jennifer Lopez? I have my fingers crossed for the Criterion Collection. Any day now, I can feel it.
Caviezel, a devout Roman Catholic, said he knew playing Jesus would be risky. ‘Jesus is as controversial now as he has ever been,’ Caviezel said. ‘Not much has changed in 2,000 years.’
Caviezel said he was warned against taking the part by Gibson who warned him he would never work in Hollywood again. ‘He said, “You’ll never work in this town again.” I told him, “We all have to embrace our crosses”.’ Caviezel told an audience of churchgoers in Orlando, Florida.
Gibson later told him, “Put your shirt back on. You look like an Israelite in heat, and I hope you get raped by a pack of Romans.”
He said he wasn’t worried about the stalling of his career. He said it was no coincidence that ‘in my 33rd year, I was called to play Jesus,’ and joked about his initials also being the same as Jesus Christ.
So let’s see… is Jim Caviezel being discriminated against because he’s a Christian, or because he thinks being the same age and having the same initials as someone is more than a coincidence?
The actor spoke about the film and its negative effect on his career while at a megachurch in Orlando to promote a new audio book of the Bible.
Ah, the old promotion tour through persecution complex. ‘Perscromotion,’ I like to call it.
Pointing to a DVD of his famous film, Caviezel said ‘This is The Passion of the Christ.’ Pointing to the CD boxed set of the new audio book of the Bible, Words of Promise, he said: ‘This is The Passion on Steroids.’ [DailyMail via Fark]
Wait, did someone say… The Passion on steroids??

OOH WHA-AH AH-AMEN!
Anyway, someone hire Jim Caviezel already. He’s a great actor, and it’s not like he believes in dead alien spirits or anything. Just holy ones.



Wah wah wah. Sheesh, make a martyr out of yourself whydoncha.
Nothing says humility before god like a 7,000 seat mega church.
Chin up Jimbo, Willem Dafoe went on to Bobby Peru and working with Troy Duffy!
He should head to the small screen, try to get a series pilate.
Frequency is the jam.
Needs more beaver puppet.
No Jimmy, you never became a big star because your name is hard to pronounce and sounds like “weasel”.
Shunned by Hollytardland for playing a Jew? Doesn’t seem Pharisee.
Ask Mrs. Barry Bonds about “passion on steroids”.
He would have no problems getting a role in a Disney movie.
Yes, Jesus is just as controversial now as he was 2,000 years ago. I’m headed down to the local megachurch right now with some railroad ties and a nail gun. Hail Caesar!
Oh, come on, everybody watched The Prisoner.
… Really, just me? Yeah, it kinda sucked.
The role of JC? He totally nailed it.
So how quickly can we get Sam Worthington cast in Passion II: The Unleavening?
He could always be content to land a role in the made for Sci-Fi version: Jesus vs. MegaGator.
Hebrew it.
How did Vince get the pic from Osama Bin Sinkin’s screensaver?
Somebody in California losing a job to a guy named Jesus?
Oooh mister big movie star. If he would just swallow his pride and ask Kirk Cameron nicely for a role, I’m sure Kirk would do the christian thing and demand a blow job and a promise to never ever tell anyone.
“…Gibson who warned him he would never work in Hollywood again.”
Not that Mel would know anything about that.
I wish I had known he was speaking in Orlando. I would have gone with my whips.
I made it three episodes Patty, then threw up my hands and said, “No sir, not my bag of hammers.”
Playing Jesus didn’t kill his career, it was his wooden performance.
This is the only time that changing your last name to Madoff may actually improve your situation.
His career has become a total messiah.
Jesus never tapped. He did flex some sick delts, brah.
If he wants a career resurrection, he should totally do a movie about spelunking in which he gets second billing after Dwayne Johnson.
Porn stars know not to start their career with a BDSM film. But they’re pretty smart.
Caviezel to his wife: (*sighs*) Jewed us. Fuckin’ Jewed us.
Jesus never tapped that.
I’m just glad to know I’m not the only one who permanently keeps Count of Monte Cristo in my Instant Queue. Since I first saw it, I now hire a giant air balloon to deliver me to all the parties I go to, scepter in hand and cape billowing gently behind me. Of course, I have only been able to afford it once in the last 6 years, and I fell out of the balloon and broke my scepter, but the idea is still solid.
He should get a show on Spike.
F’this, I’m gonna go weepbate over my Pushing Daisies DVD’s.
Playing the Son of God can really put you in a stick-y situation.
A fate barely avoided by both James Caan and Jim Carrey, who both spent their 33rd years not being sniveling pussies.
“Gibson totally jewed me on the Easter sequel”
/shits jelly beans at congregation
Robocop and Bryan Singer’s Superman do not welcome Jim Caviezel to the Christ-metaphor table.
37 Comments and I’m the first to ask what’s going on with the Scarlet Macaw lifting weights? So either I’m as dumb as my mother said, or I should be a boy detective. (*crosses fingers* please be boy detective, please be boy detective, please be boy detective.)
Jesus ruined your career? So what? Jesus stole MY hot rod.
Who’s to blame? You suspected Jesus Christ. Well, he’s everyones favorite scapegoat, but we’ll all be alone when we write our final note.
Yes, because Jimbob’s portrayal of the Jesus was just too controversial for Hollywood, compared to, say, John Torturro’s.
Hey, Graham Chapman played the Messiah, and nothing happened to him. Well…wait…bad example…
no, no, this is an actual conspiracy man! look at what happened to val kilmer after he played moses and a highly flammable cave shrubbery!
Count of Monte Cristo was on today on The CW or whatever the hell that is. They edited out the entire part in between where they find the cave lake gold and where he flies down on the blimp all, “I’m a fuckin badass.”
I was so upset I could barely finish my boxed wine in an old plastic McDonald’s cup.
Don’t forget this great Ron Burgundy – Jim Caviezel Interview.
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Maybe he should change his beatitude.
“Gibson later told him, “Put your shirt back on. You look like an Israelite in heat, and I hope you get raped by a pack of Romans.””
Fucking bravo, Vince… Bravo.
Funny that Thin Red Line and Frequency weren’t mentioned yet Angel Eyes was.