January Jones’ bra, Conan the Barbarian’s skirt: This Week in Posters
05.16.11 at 5:56 pm
Erswi
I know I wouldn’t smile if Don Draper divorced me and proceeded to f*ck everything that moves. I’d get even by banging Roger Sterling on his crazy white spaceman desk.
Wait, what were we talking about again?
05.16.11 at 5:57 pm
Patty Boots
Oh, god, he does look kind of Italian. Why would someone make Ryan Reynolds look like he borrowed the Situation’s bronzer?
And why is he wearing a shirt?
And why do the poster designers for this movie hate me!?
05.16.11 at 6:16 pm
LaFavre
I didn’t look that angry to be in my underwear at my last colonoscopy.
Let’s see.
That’s because you volunteer — no, no, too mean.
And you don’t even ask for painkillers — not bad.
Does your Doctor ask you to stop smiling — nope.
You must be used to them by now — way too mean.
#2 it is.
05.16.11 at 6:21 pm
Farthammer
I HOPE BEN STILLER’S MOVIE HAS BEATLE INSTRUMENTALS AND QUIRKY DIALOGUE
05.16.11 at 6:23 pm
Vince Mancini
You can get painkillers for a colonoscopy? Fucking Kaiser.
05.16.11 at 6:25 pm
Blamco Mac and Cheese
I know you ain’t hatin on my 30s pulp writers. Yeah, maybe they detested women and had a lot of male penpals; but they were asexual. Definitely not queer.
05.16.11 at 6:26 pm
spazmodic
Does anyone honestly actually like the canted angle shot?
*raises hand*
Right here, boss.
Oh, wait … you said “canted”?
05.16.11 at 6:43 pm
Cash Bailey
I’d rather remove my own face with a blunt potato peeler than watch a documentary about gospel music.
Does that make me racist?
05.16.11 at 7:15 pm
FalseRumorsDotCom
Emma Frost? More like Emma Withholding-Frigid-Bitch, amirite?
05.16.11 at 7:20 pm
FalseRumorsDotCom
and @Cash Bailey, I’m with you. Racist…and falling asleep at the thought of that film.
05.16.11 at 8:01 pm
John Chimpo
With the possible exception of The Perfect Host, all of these movies can suck a fart out of my ass. We truly are in a golden age of bullshit,both mainstream AND independent.
05.16.11 at 10:26 pm
galwaygirl
The Hellfire Club? You mean those Brits who’d take opium and gangbang prostitutes? That dragonfly hooker scene finally makes sense and I actually want to see the movie now.
05.17.11 at 5:08 am
Ragnarok
In America it’s all “Vroom-Vroom!” In the DRC it’s “Vroom-Bang!”
05.17.11 at 9:26 am
Burnsy
Fun fact: Danny Masterson’s original DJ name was Scrumptious.
05.17.11 at 12:22 pm
Freedom Chipmunk
90% of those baby boomer hippies who are still alive now vote republican and their search for a “kool place” includes a trip to see the grandkids. they were the genesis of poserdom. … see ya soon hipsters.
05.17.11 at 9:22 pm
thejumbo
There is a PELLET GUN in the poster for ‘Viva Riva!’.
And it’s smoking.
That is all.
05.18.11 at 5:00 pm
twofingerattack
Question: Couldn’t you just lock yourself in a room without electricity and drink your own urine Bear Grylls styles to survive this final destination thing? Kinda like potheads avoiding life?
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I know I wouldn’t smile if Don Draper divorced me and proceeded to f*ck everything that moves. I’d get even by banging Roger Sterling on his crazy white spaceman desk.
Wait, what were we talking about again?
Oh, god, he does look kind of Italian. Why would someone make Ryan Reynolds look like he borrowed the Situation’s bronzer?
And why is he wearing a shirt?
And why do the poster designers for this movie hate me!?
I didn’t look that angry to be in my underwear at my last colonoscopy.
Let’s see.
That’s because you volunteer — no, no, too mean.
And you don’t even ask for painkillers — not bad.
Does your Doctor ask you to stop smiling — nope.
You must be used to them by now — way too mean.
#2 it is.
I HOPE BEN STILLER’S MOVIE HAS BEATLE INSTRUMENTALS AND QUIRKY DIALOGUE
You can get painkillers for a colonoscopy? Fucking Kaiser.
I know you ain’t hatin on my 30s pulp writers. Yeah, maybe they detested women and had a lot of male penpals; but they were asexual. Definitely not queer.
Does anyone honestly actually like the canted angle shot?
*raises hand*
Right here, boss.
Oh, wait … you said “canted”?
I’d rather remove my own face with a blunt potato peeler than watch a documentary about gospel music.
Does that make me racist?
Emma Frost? More like Emma Withholding-Frigid-Bitch, amirite?
and @Cash Bailey, I’m with you. Racist…and falling asleep at the thought of that film.
With the possible exception of The Perfect Host, all of these movies can suck a fart out of my ass. We truly are in a golden age of bullshit,both mainstream AND independent.
The Hellfire Club? You mean those Brits who’d take opium and gangbang prostitutes? That dragonfly hooker scene finally makes sense and I actually want to see the movie now.
In America it’s all “Vroom-Vroom!” In the DRC it’s “Vroom-Bang!”
Fun fact: Danny Masterson’s original DJ name was Scrumptious.
90% of those baby boomer hippies who are still alive now vote republican and their search for a “kool place” includes a trip to see the grandkids. they were the genesis of poserdom. … see ya soon hipsters.
There is a PELLET GUN in the poster for ‘Viva Riva!’.
And it’s smoking.
That is all.
Question: Couldn’t you just lock yourself in a room without electricity and drink your own urine Bear Grylls styles to survive this final destination thing? Kinda like potheads avoiding life?