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This week on the Frotcast, we brought in WarmingGlow’s Matt Ufford, our very first in-studio guest, who’s been sleeping on the jack-off couch this week. If you were mad because we got all thoughtful and earnest in the last ‘cast, you’ll probably enjoy this one, which is pretty much straight scat from start to finish. And only an hour long!
We got some clips from the AVN Awards Red Carpet, with Jesse Jane, who may have the most fantastically grating voice in the history of grating voices. Then we got the lowdown from Sabrina Deep about the World Bukkake Tour, which leads Brendan into a story about attending the porn equivalent of a Gallagher concert, a live performance by Cytherea, the famous squirting porn star. That would make an awesome business card. Oh, we also talked Lars von Trier at Cannes and did our best (worst) Nazi stand-up comic impressions.
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Nazi standup? I assume you’re referring to Dane Cook…
” . . . Jesse Jane, who may have the most fantastically grating voice in the history of grating voices.”
I only find her voice that annoying when she’s not blowing someone.
Ambien + whisky = wet crotch.
Got it.
Why did the Jew cross the street?
To escape the holocaust. Whats wrong with you?
Vincent: So, give me the lowdown on the World Bukkake Tour.
Sabrina Deep: Well, we get jizzed on a lot.
Matt actually slept on the jack-off couch? Brave man.
“What do you get when you cross a Jew with a footstool?
A blow job from Mrs. Mengele!
Thank you Argentina, I love you!”
God those Jesse Jane clips are unbearable… except when compared to Lindy West’s friend.
Jesse Jane = Ken Jeong.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
(*Door is kicked in – armed men storm the house*)
The Gestapo.
Vey did ze Jews vander ze desert for 40 years?
Someone dropped ze nickel!
Would someone please just put a dick in her mouth already?
The gestapo who?
great frotcast thanks for going back to having fun instead of having downer ass hipsters ruin the show. god lindy needs better friends.
I heard that Burnsy! L Dub needed to jam that pedantic putz’s face in her ample bosom to shut his whiny hole, damn!
I hope you guys make a soundboard of Jesse Jane clips for future Frotcasts.
i went and created a profile just so i could say this…f*ck you, douche bag vince. i hate you more and more with every word i read. but i keep reading, just to build up some louis ck – esque joy-hatred of you. your reviews, your hair, and your bike all suck balls.
I went and created a profile just so I could say that I hate Lindy’s friend so more than gutter slut hates Vince.
I don’t know. I keep trying to listen to these Frotcasts, but I can never make it through 10 minutes. Everyone sounds the same to me, nobody has that particular radio voice that is nice to listen to, etc. Hoped Matt would be a good guest, but it was more of the same shit.
BY KAHLESS’ KRUSTY KLASSIC NAZI FLAG!!! Michelle Bombshell McGee is DB’s dead Nazi garlic cesar cockbreathed mother???
Frankly, I want more of the mystery guess. Some people probably got who it was, but for me this stranger telling a story about being fe-jizzed upon was masterful.
Damn, where was Lindy’s friend? He added something to the frotcast that was lacking this week…
said nobody ever.
@ Graves
Ben and Vince do sound similar at times I will admit but have you not paid attention to Brendan’s sensuous Barry-tone?
Mmmmm, that’s some mouthwatering hatred coming from gutter slut. Just like Mama used to make.
That was noisy.