The conclusion of a viral marketing contest eventually led fans to the above picture of Tom Hardy as Bane in Chris Nolan’s upcoming The Dark Knight Rises, which started principal photography on Monday. I would’ve covered the contest more closely before now, but viral marketing is for assh*les.
Bane, the chemically created brute who first appeared in the comics in 1993, is a “younger” villain for Nolan’s Batman mega-franchise, which has most prominently featured the Joker (who first appeared in 1940) , Two-Face (1942), Ra’s Al-Ghul (1971) and the Scarecrow (1941). But don’t let Bane’s relative newness fool you; the muscular juggernaut once broke Batman’s back in the comics. [LA Times]
And luckily, Brett Ratner wasn’t directing, or else he would’ve shouted “I’m the juggernaut, bitch!” Anyway, Tom Hardy’s okay, I guess, if you like muscular, super-handsome yet masculine Brits who act really well. Pff, whatever, man.
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So I guess Bane’s one true weakness is sleep apnea?
I’ll say what I said over at the AV Club: I would effff the esssss out of Tom Hardy. As to the way Bane looks, I have no opinion thus far.
What, no ugly t-shirt?
Oops, wrong Hardy.
What, no Juggernaut cat macro? You’re slipping, man.
Tom Hardy’s Bronson < Tom Hardy’s Bane.
You know, reverse that. Some funky HTML there.
Speaking of bacne, they’re whining about you over at comics alliance again, Vince.
I love his “Bane kills slowly” t-shirts
So does this guy’s butler call him Masturbane?
What the hell is comics alliance?
It’s a website that you occasionally link to in the Daily Circle Jerk.
huh.
Wonder if at the end of TDKR we’ll get to see Bane shuffling spasmodically around the Arkham Asylum recreation hall to the sounds of ‘Its A Sin’ by the Pet Shop Boys.
To be fair, not so much ‘bitching about’ as ‘agreeing with’, at least from a casual skim.
Hardy better get one of the Olsen Twins to deliver him a fatal dose if he wants to sniff the Oscars.
Hilarity ensues when Bane is befriended by a precocious youngster and adopted by his suburban family.
Yeah but the zits up his spine are totally shopped
This is going to be super easy to turn into a XXX parody.
Can the Dark Knight rise faster than Bane?
I think the real question is can Catwoman make my Christian Bale quicker than Bane
At first I just scanned this, saw ‘viral’ and ‘assh*les’ and thought “Woah, they wrote an article about me!”
So, Hardy’s chicano, now? Or is Bane a limey?