Kirsten Dunst won best actress at Cannes for her role in Lars von Trier’s Melancholia, so you’d think that when she got asked about Von Trier’s Nazi comments (which were only offensive if you’re an idiot), she might at least show an attempt at understanding. Perhaps a “he means well, but…”, or “well you know how granddad is when he drinks, glug glug glug” — something, at least out of gratitude. But of course she didn’t. She washed her hands of him at the first sign of controversy like the same prissy little idiot who started shifting uncomfortably in her seat before he’d even finished his sentence. Hey, bitch, why don’t you let me finish? Maybe I was going to say “just kidding.”
[Asked whether she thinks it's fair that she was rewarded despite what happened with Lars]
“I should not be affected by things that he said. So for me, things that he said were very inappropriate and idiotic, and I’m pleased that the festival and the jury could see beyond his words.
This is a festival about freedom of speech and film, and what he did was separate, and he paid for it.” [video via HollywoodElsewhere]
“How dare he speak freely at a festival dedicated to freedom of speech! I’m glad he got blacklisted for something he said!” What a spineless moron. You know, I always felt bad for Kirsten Dunst when people made fun of her ghostly skin and creepy pebble teeth (mainly because she had nice boobs, but still), but now I wish I could go back in time and retroactively pile on, because she clearly deserves it. SCREW YOUR BOOBS, KIRSTEN DUNST! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY! In conclusion, I leave you with this gif of her horrified reaction:
I like to imagine this gif and spazzy Brendan Fraser on a blind date together.
[gif via FourFour's awesome Kirsten Dunst gif wall]
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Hey, come on man. Back off. What can I say? I understand Kirsten. She did some wrong things, absolutely, but I can see her sitting there in this interview at the end of the festival… I sympathize with her, yes, a little bit.
(*gets banned from FilmDrunk for horrifying remarks*)
It’s funny that her actual facial reactions to things are more dramatic than her acting. You’d think it’d be the other way about.
kirsten dunst looks like shes eaten an orphan before. just sayin.
also, kirsten dunst was attractive once to me. when she upside down made out with spiderman when i was 15. and thats because im a pitiful nerd and i was 15. when spiderman 3 rolled around, i thought she was going to make a villainous turn as morbius, the living vampire.
Ok, she is a heinous bitch for this. Her career has been dead for a long time, and he got an award winning performance out of her. What else can we expect from her after she went around complaining about the Spiderman movies while on a press tour? I hate her.
In conclusion, boobs cannot save you, whore!!!!
Sweetie just needs a drink.
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Getting naked on film 10 years past your prime = awards. So shut your whiny cakehole.
I don’t care about this chick, but in her defense Lars Von Trier IS both an idiot and a lunatic.
Fred Durst … something?
I am still not convinced this is not all viral marketing to hype Von Trier’s next film “Muvieprojekt” about a Danish director with the head of a chicken fetus with a camera for eyes who discovers a film festival is haunted by the spirits of dead Nazis who manifest as talking badgers and feast on discomfort and existential despair. He must team up with a rape victim suffering from a breast tumor in the shape of James Franco to drive out the demons via handheld cameras and sepia filters.
that video clip reminded me of The Devil’s Advocate when the evil women’s faces went all weird when they were evil.
I guess it hasn’t entered into the French zeitgeist yet that horn-rimmed glasses = ironic.
“I totally get that freedom of speech thing, I mean totally, but, like, this was, like, offensive to people who live in bunkers or something, and offensive stuff wasn’t what the Founding Fathers meant when they wrote the 3rd Amendment to the Declaration of Independence like more than 50 years ago, and besides this is France which has different money and stuff.”
I bet those Frenchman put everyone who dared to laugh at the “I’m a Nazi” comment in a room full of evil pantomimes. That’s the French way of brainwashing btw. Side effect is a craving for frogs.
Yeah, screw that chick’s boobs! That’s the only part of her body I’d do. Her vag must be like a snarling box of horrors.
Von Trier should have taken a certain someone with him for the Cannes Q&A session.
Von Trier: “Okay, I am a Nazi… uh…” (*ungags and unties man sitting next to him*)
Man: “FACK THA YANKEES!” clap clap clapclapclap,
“FACK THA YANKEES!” clap clap clapclapclap,
“FACK THA YANKEES!” clap clap clapclapclap.
*3 hour standing ovation from press, Von Trier Knighted by France and Denmark*
I will concur with Moose’s previous comment about K-Dun’s boobs if, and only if, he will agree to add her pooper into the equation.
In closing, I would stick it in her butt.
You are a gentleman right to the end, ‘Swi.
The rear end. BOOM!
I’m the kind of lover that sneaks up on you. From behind. In an darkened alley or maybe an empty subway car. Late at night. I should probably just go ahead and get a van. Any ideas for murals?
*hates self for even asking*
@Erswi FilmDrunk logo… give some credit to the community, that helped you to become such a fine rapist.
Can’t trust the white woman when the shit hits the fan, thats what my uncle always told me. But they sure do help you get into nice places though.
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