Earlier this week during our workout routine — he puts on a dress, I hold his legs during situps while shouting encouragement, mostly stuff like “GRUNT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!” and “KEEP THOSE KNEES TOGETHER, PRINCESS, THIS AIN’T PROM NIGHT!” — Oliver Noble, our video editor, pitched me on this idea for a video quiz about famous actors in drag.  I never pay much attention to him while his big gums are a-flappin’, but I must’ve nodded or something, because he already made the thing.  So check it out.  Watch the video below, tally your score, and collect your prize.  Provided, of course, that you enjoy buying yourself prizes for taking video quizzes.  See? I love how collaborative this is.

The full list of films used and scoring guide below.

Scoring Guide

  • 1- 2 points: Nearsighted Longshoreman
  • 3 – 4 points: The father from Heathers
  • 5 – 6 points: Tried on mom’s bra once, just to see how it felt (or dad’s codpiece for girls)
  • 7 – 8 points: Medium Queah
  • 9 – 10 points: Attended theater camp
  • 11 – 12 points: Own Rocky Horror in multiple formats
  • 13 – 14 points: Frequently moved to tears during Glee
  • 14 – 16 points: Fully tucked
  • 17 – 18 points: Tyler Perry

List of Films

John Travolta -Hairspray
Wesley Snipes – To Wong Foo
William Dafoe – Boondock Saints
Johnny Deep – Ed Wood
Micky Rourke -Animal Factory
Gary Busey – Under Siege
Jack Lemmon -Some like it hot
Dustin Hoffman -Tootsie