Here’s an exclusive clip from Jackass 3.5, “Belt Sander Skates.”  For new Jackass episodes every Tuesday and Friday, check out Joost.com. |Joost/Jackass|

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71 Ridiculous And Insane Craigslist Ads [

The Costumed Crazies of the 100th Annual Bay To Breakers 12K Race [WithLeather]

The Secret Service tweets disdain for Fox News [Uproxx]

From Soviets to Sharks: How Seven TV Channels Changed Their Identities [WarmingGlow]

The best of Rogue cosplay. |GammaSquad|

TV Execs Get An Unwelcome Visitor At Their Annual Upfronts [KSK]

Is Locomotive Curt the Next Big White Boy Rapper? [Brobible]

More Gorgeous Rainbow Hair [Buzzfeed]

January Jones got knocked up by a married dude. Does that explain her ever-present bitchy expression? |TheSuperficial|

Kitty dyed permanently pink by factory. |TheDailyWhat|

Girl with nice boobs flashes hockey player (NSFW). Now let’s see your penalty box. |BostonStool|

This lady is allergic to electricity. |NYCStool|

Johnny Depp’s guide to selling out without anyone noticing. |Nerve|

Words for vagina from Children’s TV. |Clutch|

If you’re in LA and The Rapture doesn’t happen, check out the latest Horrible Movie Night. |HMN|

Five craptacular publicity stunts. |HolyTaco|

Stephe Fry is in The Hobbit. |Screenjunkies|

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