It’s not as if most of us don’t already remember Bill Paxton in Aliens (I can’t even count how many times I’ve said “GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!”). But until this supercut of all his lines, I don’t think we truly recognized what an incredible character this was. Everything he says is a quotable one-liner on the level of “Huh, more like chemical SUPER freak,” a lá Nic Cage in The Rock. As you’ll see in this video, Private William Hudson is like the original good-time fratty party boy, a human Spuds Mackenzie, yet a future military man (SUCH A DELICIOUS BUNDLE OF CONTRADICTIONS!). He’s like the Entourage of the 80s, which is like the Entourage of decades.
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Dude, this is sexist.
I was going to say… totally sexist.
Difficulty level: low
I meant sexy. Bill Paxton is all nard.
Every line of his from Weird Science was also brilliant.
“You’re stewed, buttwad! Do you know what time it is? Time to play the fiddler. ”
“Boy, I wouldn’t give a squirt of piss for your ass right now. ”
“How ’bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? ”
“You two donkey-dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue. “
Totally offensive to frat boys.
Without his terror and anxiety the mood of the entire movie would be closer to “Clue”, they’d be trying to figure out if was really Weyland-Yutani in the study with the candle-stick.
I am I the only one who constantly gets confused between Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman?
That’s it, Patty. I was going to ask you to be my lil sis, but not now.
I swear they missed out his “what are we supposed to use? Harsh language?”, when told to stow their pulse rifles. Maybe it was Dietrich, Hicks or Vasquez. I dunno.
Yup Sign, they missed that one. They were told no shooting because the caseless ammo could rupture the coolant tanks. Pulse rifle ammo and smart gun batteries went into frost’s bag…which exploded when he got torched by Dietrich.
God I love that movie…
Sign and Magnifi – It was Frost who said that line.
Drop yer socks n grab yer…
Awesome!
Wait, was that Independence day or Top Gun?
Lol, even though it’s not from Aliens, I was hoping that at the end after Hudson is caught it would cut to his scene from Commando where he says “We lost ‘em sir”.