It’s not as if most of us don’t already remember Bill Paxton in Aliens (I can’t even count how many times I’ve said “GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!”). But until this supercut of all his lines, I don’t think we truly recognized what an incredible character this was. Everything he says is a quotable one-liner on the level of “Huh, more like chemical SUPER freak,” a lá Nic Cage in The Rock. As you’ll see in this video, Private William Hudson is like the original good-time fratty party boy, a human Spuds Mackenzie, yet a future military man (SUCH A DELICIOUS BUNDLE OF CONTRADICTIONS!). He’s like the Entourage of the 80s, which is like the Entourage of decades.
I want more like this!
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