Here’s a dog humping a wino, or possibly a corpse. Happy Monday!
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I wasn’t sure about Spy Kids 4 before, but now I’m sold!
God, that video is really arousing…er I mean a sad indictment on society today.
That dog is now a registered sex offender. He has to go around to all his neighbors and let them know he lives there.
It’s a shame too, everybody knows that wino was asking for it.
I once saw a woman with no arms or legs throw the first pitch at a ping pong game in Ding-Dang.
” . . . and he put his fist through a cake that was on the cast’s table.”
That’s odd, Bieber’s not usually the one doing the fisting.
In Bieber’s defense, his rider specifically states “cock”, not
“cake”.
How come when a dog humps a corpse it’s all fun and cutesy, but when a semi-internet-addicted, 30-something guy who lives in his mom’s basement does, it’s all weird and arrest-y? It’s discrimination, I tell ya!
I watched that entire video, where is the money shot?!?
Freakin’ amateurs.
If I can’t see that lipstick spew on a sleeping (dead?) hobo’s face, why bother masturbating at all?
Ruff weekend.
FYI that’s Japan, not China.
The trick is you have to hold real still or you’ll spook the dog & he’ll run off.