The international trailer for Matthew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class that I first posted a few weeks ago when it was in Russian, is back, this time in English. Considering the film is scheduled to open June 3rd, it’s surprising how little we’ve seen of it, adding credence to the rumors that it’s rushed and behind schedule (as is true of pretty much all superhero movies). Anyway, there’s not much more to understand in the English version. The film tells the story of the heady days before Professor X was Professor X and Magneto was Magneto, when they were just Chuck and Erik, a couple of mutant poon hounds havin’ wild times, bangin’ dragonfly whores and freakin’ out at concentration camps. The characters are said to represent Civil Rights leaders Martin Luther King and Malcolm X, with Magneto representing the more militant Malcolm X. And if you extend the metaphor further, it sort of implies that black people are superhuman mutants. Which would’ve made sense in the early 60s when the first X-Men came out and sports were becoming fully integrated.
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For a movie about mutant poon hounds, this has surprisingly little Gary Busey.
It appears to be a film about shaking hands.
The craziest thing is with this post is that you are making a joke and yet it is entirely true about the black people/sport superhero thing.
Yet, when I tried to exclude the black kids from the locker room for the same reason, they called me racist.
This movie will change everything about movies being rushed and behind schedule.
Didn’t Hitler think Jesse Owens was an extra-terrestrial?
Out of all the people in all the world, James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender are clearly the best actors who could properly channel MLK and Malcolm X.
I don’t really know why Charles would pay for mutant whores, when he could technically just make every girl in the world take their shirt off whenever he wanted them to. Aw man, now I’m horny just thinking about that. Going to type dragon fly into the search engine on every free porn site until I get a hit. I’ll be masturbating and then crying if you need me.
I tried to bang a Dragonfly Hooker once. She would hover over my dick for a few seconds then fly over to another part of the room.
Fucking Magneto, how does he work??
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hahahahaha
That hooker’s mutant power is that she can drink endless amounts of Red Bull without getting all jittery and annoying.
Super Malcom X is known to “Fight the Superpowers that be”
Too bad they couldn’t get Terrance Howard for the RFK character.
It’s been said that MLK and Malcolm X could stop a speeding bullet with nothing more than their bodies.
Dragonfly hookers are good in sex.
was there only one dragonfly hooker? is that why they appear to be winding up for the double team? is it team building? i mean get your own hooker or at least take turns. no one wins with the devil’s threesome.
Yes, complaining and being loud are surely the key characteristics of a superhuman mutant.
I’m excited for Michael F. Assbender. Playing a character who possibly represents Malcolm X now means in about nine years he’ll probably win an Oscar.
They wasted an oportunity to use frankie muniz as X-Malcom
The world would be a better place if MLK and Malcolm X would’ve went halfsies on a hooker.
Chareth, you owe me a full sip of water after reading your comment.