Manny was hurt and disappointed when he found out he'd missed funny hat day.
It had been threatened before, but today it’s official: America’s most obnoxiously over-processed father-son duo, Will and Jaden Smith, are teaming up with America’s least-favorite filmmaker, Manny Shyamalan, to make a movie that might finally inspire the populace to rise up en masse and storm Hollywood with torches and pitchforks.
Sony Pictures Entertainment has signed Will Smith and son Jaden Smith to star in an untitled futuristic science fiction adventure film that will be directed by M. Night Shyamalan. Shymalan wrote the script with Gary Whitta [The Book of Eli], and Overbrook’s James Lassiter, Smith, Ken Stovitz and Jada Pinkett Smith will produce with Shyamalan. Shyamalan talked about the project some last fall when he was promoting The Last Airbender, when the project went under the title One Thousand A.E. Back then, Will Smith was only supposed to produce, but now he’s set to star as well.
The story takes place far in the future where a young boy has to navigate an abandoned planet on a space ship that has crashed. On board is his estranged father. [Deadline]
Whoa, daddy issues? In an M. Night Shyamalan story? It sounds crazy, but that’s what it says. When this starts shooting, I say we kidnap Joaquin Phoenix, shoot him full of angel dust, tell him we’re filming the video for his next rap album, spin him around six times, drop him off at the set, hand him a baseball bat and tell him “swing away.”
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Meanwhile, Nora Ephron will direct Jada Pinkett and Willow Smith in a futuristic tale of a daughter who convinces her mom to try dating.
He has to navigate an abandoned planet on a space ship that has crashed? And his father is on board?
What? Am I the only one who doesn’t understand this?
Does he have to navigate an abandoned planet TO the crashed ship which his estranged father is on board? Is he trapped on board a crashed space ship with his father and they now need to navigate the planet? It doesn’t seem like it would be possible to navigate the abandoned planet with a crashed spaceship and it seems irresponsible of the father to allow the son to pilot the craft when he’s right there on board with him. Maybe thats why they crashed? WHERE ARE THEY NAVIGATING TO?
Any word on whether Smith got his way and changed the title to Battlefield: Earff?
Tyler Perry is directing DJ Jazzy Jeff and his son in Madea Rents Her Garage.
Hopefully, Shammy makes this with European sensibilities in mind and decides to punish American audiences by preventing us from seeing it.
Official title: One Ffousand A.E.*
(*Anno Ebonici)
DJ Jazzy Jeff will star in Shammy’s Signs sequel Signs: Will Work For Food.
The only movie I want to see Jaden Smith in, is Capturing the Friedmans.
You have to get pretty early to beat Burnsy to a DJ Jazzy Jeff joke.
I see def peeps.
This sounds more disgusting than my bathroom after I have to shit and vomit at the same time.
A movie about a boy and his estranged father? Wouldn’t he want to hire black actors?
I hope the twist is like the one Vic Morrow got while filming Twilight Zone.
At the end of the film, just before the father and son are about to be killed by the hostile natives…it is discovered they are vulnerable to nepotism. Everyone dies.
. . . kidnap Joaquin Phoenix, shoot him full of angel dust, tell him we’re filming the video for his next rap album, spin him around six times, drop him off at the set, hand him a baseball bat and tell him “swing away.”
We could try doing the same thing to Busey but he’d just think it was Thursday already.
M. Night is in talks to direct a film in which Will Smith owns a small country store and one day his son Jaden is run over and killed by a group of teenage campers. He visits the local witch (played by Jada) to seek revenge, and she commands him to go take a crap in the cemetery. While doing so she surprises him with a sloppy bj, and at the end of it Willow pops out of the ground ready to go kill some white folk.
From the mind of M. Knight Shyamalan, get ready for: “Blumpkinhead”
Is this the sequel to the one where a racist and a mouth-breather team up to defeat aliens with pantry technology? Or is this the sequel taking place after the world is destroyed when Mother Nature tries to murder Marky Mark?
Nighty-Night needs to just suck it up and agree to make Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration already.
“He Nose The Truth!”
Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like the epic film “Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure”?
(fingers crossed for plushy-suit-blood-orgy!!)
Everybody better have Chuck Taylors laced up to their knees if they want my $12.50.