This feels like the first Week in Posters in a long time where there hasn’t been a good Assbending
04.11.11 at 4:11 pm
The Merovingian
How to Live Forever has to be the most flagrant case of false advertising since The Never Ending Story.
04.11.11 at 4:12 pm
The Hammer
I mean I want to see Honey 2, but I didn’t see the first one will I still understand it or will I be hopelessly lost?
04.11.11 at 4:14 pm
Erswi
Dancing is the way I say the things I wanna say.
I say the same thing about my hip thrusts BTK.
04.11.11 at 4:15 pm
Erswi
Whoops, almost forgot. Re: comment above . . . Feksed.
04.11.11 at 4:22 pm
Easy Killer
I miss the old days when minorities used guns to solve their differences rather than dance moves.
04.11.11 at 4:50 pm
The Jersey Devil
So, was Honey a Shark or a Jet? I always get them confused.
04.11.11 at 4:58 pm
Sous Chef Gerard
Talking is the way I say the things I wanna say. Because I have no legs or hips to speak of.
04.11.11 at 4:59 pm
spazmodic
4 AUGUSTUS IN DE BIOSCOOP
Now THAT sounds like a movie I could watch…
04.11.11 at 5:00 pm
Ace Rimmer
Just toss one off to Jessica Alba and you’ll be up to speed, eHam.
04.11.11 at 5:18 pm
Ace Rimmer
Hold on, hold the phone. The tagline for Honey 2: Mo’ Honey Mo’ Problems is “Go every step of the way”? That’s not a movie title, that’s stage directions from Roman Polanski.
04.11.11 at 5:30 pm
Erswi
Sheen up.
04.11.11 at 6:41 pm
nezzer
So during the opening for In Living Color they were really making this poster?
04.11.11 at 8:44 pm
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04.11.11 at 11:54 pm
Dingus
Honey 2: Interracial Sexual Tension Interspersed with Hip-Hop Dance Sequences
Starring Julia Stiles, or GTFO.
04.12.11 at 1:17 am
Moose
The fucking hell does “Follow Your Own Bert” mean? What, like growing a unibrow, or something?
04.12.11 at 1:25 am
Moose
Ah, beat.
Right hand down, left hand up makes her nearly perfect swastika.
04.12.11 at 2:09 am
Moose2000
Isn’t “Follow Your Own Bert” a euphemism for something?
04.12.11 at 3:25 am
Prague Stepchild
Don’t know what a Bert is?
*snort* You guys are so unhip. *snort* Prolly don’t even own a typewriter or play in a band.
04.12.11 at 11:54 am
Dumplin Nuggs
Wait.. is that Armie Hammer in ‘Honey 2′? Is this a ‘Social Network’ spinoff??
“After the Winkelvi lost in the Olympics… they turned their attention to a different kind of crewing”
*slow mo backflip off Harvard, lands on stage with A.C. Slater*
04.12.11 at 1:16 pm
Mr. Shhh
Honey 2 appears to be the result of a wild night between Channing Tatum and Lucifer King of the Underworld (ironically, often confused with each other) in a motel six.
“Yo Luc, dog get that pitchfork on up outta’ here! You clownin’ dog!”
“Make love to me and bare my spawn!”
“Okay dog.”
04.13.11 at 11:38 am
Freedom Chipmunk
Meanwhile, in the Honey 2 casting meeting…
“Let’s find the whitest black girl we can for the new Honey and make her love interest a creamy white blond guy who is most likely gay in real life. Does that work for everyone? Good. For lunch we’ll be serving the brains of America’s youth. I hope everyone is hungry because theres plenty to go around.”
04.13.11 at 12:39 pm
xarfai
Isn’t that the foxy witch in one of those crappy vampire series?
Now I want her to be sexy succubus killing gay white guys.
Kinda like a racist Jennifer’s Body…
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This feels like the first Week in Posters in a long time where there hasn’t been a good Assbending
How to Live Forever has to be the most flagrant case of false advertising since The Never Ending Story.
I mean I want to see Honey 2, but I didn’t see the first one will I still understand it or will I be hopelessly lost?
Dancing is the way I say the things I wanna say.
I say the same thing about
my hip thrustsBTK.Whoops, almost forgot. Re: comment above . . . Feksed.
I miss the old days when minorities used guns to solve their differences rather than dance moves.
So, was Honey a Shark or a Jet? I always get them confused.
Talking is the way I say the things I wanna say. Because I have no legs or hips to speak of.
4 AUGUSTUS IN DE BIOSCOOP
Now THAT sounds like a movie I could watch…
Just toss one off to Jessica Alba and you’ll be up to speed, eHam.
Hold on, hold the phone. The tagline for Honey 2: Mo’ Honey Mo’ Problems is “Go every step of the way”? That’s not a movie title, that’s stage directions from Roman Polanski.
Sheen up.
So during the opening for In Living Color they were really making this poster?
high quality☆ reasonable price☆
free shi pping accept pay pal,
you can order all kind of things you want,
believe me , trust me .
☆☆☆ http://www.happyshopping100.com -=★
Honey 2: Interracial Sexual Tension Interspersed with Hip-Hop Dance Sequences
Starring Julia Stiles, or GTFO.
The fucking hell does “Follow Your Own Bert” mean? What, like growing a unibrow, or something?
Ah, beat.
Right hand down, left hand up makes her nearly perfect swastika.
Isn’t “Follow Your Own Bert” a euphemism for something?
Don’t know what a Bert is?
*snort* You guys are so unhip. *snort* Prolly don’t even own a typewriter or play in a band.
Wait.. is that Armie Hammer in ‘Honey 2′? Is this a ‘Social Network’ spinoff??
“After the Winkelvi lost in the Olympics… they turned their attention to a different kind of crewing”
*slow mo backflip off Harvard, lands on stage with A.C. Slater*
Honey 2 appears to be the result of a wild night between Channing Tatum and Lucifer King of the Underworld (ironically, often confused with each other) in a motel six.
“Yo Luc, dog get that pitchfork on up outta’ here! You clownin’ dog!”
“Make love to me and bare my spawn!”
“Okay dog.”
Meanwhile, in the Honey 2 casting meeting…
“Let’s find the whitest black girl we can for the new Honey and make her love interest a creamy white blond guy who is most likely gay in real life. Does that work for everyone? Good. For lunch we’ll be serving the brains of America’s youth. I hope everyone is hungry because theres plenty to go around.”
Isn’t that the foxy witch in one of those crappy vampire series?
Now I want her to be sexy succubus killing gay white guys.
Kinda like a racist Jennifer’s Body…