Occasional misses aside, I consider South Park probably the most comedically relevant show of the last 10 years. You could disagree with me, but keep in mind: I will fight you. The new season begins this Wednesday and if I’m talking about it, you know there must be some tangentially-movie related angle giving me an excuse to post this link bait banner picture. Ta da, it’s a Human Centipede parody. Hooray! I expect this to be the most medically-accurate South Park episode of all time.
The latest Apple product to hit the market is revealed in the 15th season premiere of “South Park” titled, “HUMANCENTiPAD,” premiering on Wednesday, April 27 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn’t even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother. [via Examiner]
I love South Park because it’s smart while being blatantly, aggressively vulgar and silly, with little creative oversight, the way all comedy should be. So there, I just reminded you to watch a comedy TV show about a novelty cult film. My God, I have the most important job in the world. You can read about all this and more in my new autobiography, You’re Welcome, Society.
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Oh god I don’t want to do it, but right after that “over” vs “more than” rant, IT’S SO HARD.
I mean my penis, of course.
So, you’re saying that the episode where Mr. Garrison becomes a woman, Kyle becomes a black kid and Kyle’s dad becomes a dolphin isn’t medically accurate?
Looks eerily similar to the Electric Slide we had to do in gym class circa 1992.
That was less a rant than it was a jag.
I’m just going to assume that
Luke’sVinky’s appreciation of the “…aggressively vulgar and silly…” is the only reason I haven’t been banned like a relevant poster over there during the Cuntress Sleeza era.@Crapbasket fair enough. I was almost hoping I’d make a mistake in my correction so someone could correct me and it could get all BRAAANNNNNGGGG up in here.
I wonder which college humor parody they get all their jokes from this time!
disclaimer: i love south park
You know what they say: Never go ass to mouse.
… fuck you.
Columbia, you say?
Well, YOUR autobiography should be called “YOU’RE Welcome, Society”.
Mr. Hankey plays a very crucial role.
My God, I have the most important job in the world.
I didn’t realize that was you in the bushes at the rest stop.
So this is about being attached to an asshole? The Lamar Odom Story?
I never got why the one in front is always so angry. Count your blessings dude, you’re not the last two.
I totally deserved to get gram-slammed after that, you pussies. Explanation not excuse: I was typing this as fast as I could to get it posted before my plane took off and didn’t get a chance to proofread.
Isn’t taking shit from somebody you are stuck with just known as marriage?
Charlie Sheen just signed up for an account here because he wants to get gram-slammed too.
Well, la di da, Mr. Jetsetter.
And you totally deserve forced sodomy for saying “gram-slammed.”
“Gram-slam” is my grandpa’s nickname for
forced sodomydisgusting old-person sex, too.That banner picture is a 100% medically accurate depiction of a Scientology meeting.
If you grammar police the grammar police, is that like grammar internal affairs? No one likes you because you have the dirty job of ratting out your fellow officers?