Thanks to Robopanda for sending over this clip of a 25-year-old Simon Pegg doing stand-up comedy back in 1995. It’s obviously not a new clip, but I hadn’t seen it before, so INDULGE ME. It’s a British audience, and pretty much every joke has to do with being British, but it still holds up fairly well (PLAID SHIRTS ARE STILL COOL!). The most disappointing part is that the guy who introduces him says, “Our next act is 25, I’ve got suits older than that!”
It’s disappointing, because at first I thought he said “I’ve got soups older than that!” which would’ve been far more hilarious and British.
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How rare can something on Youtube be? EXCLUSIVE- Cat plays keyboard!
And now he’s Scotty. So that announcer can get frakked.
His stand up puts the skittens in me allen wrench it does.
Simon Pegg looked like a swine fucked Sisqo. Sorry I mean shagged.
“1995. Good year.” – Ini Kamoze
There’s so much British in that clip that my pack of smokes just started butt fucking each other
The Mighty Feklahr was sorely disappointed that Simon Pegg wasn’t allowed to really explore or indulge one of the greatest cinematic alcoholics of all time (Scotty) more thoroughly.
However, all will be forgiven if he slips a mickey into Uhura’s aldebaran whiskey, only to have Spock drink it by accident. Not one to let a date rape pill go to waste, when Scotty pulls outta Quinto’s ass, he will be able to exclaim, “It’s green!”
*Andorian falls over dead*
Perverse, crude, reaching, and esoteric…His work here is done.
I would ask someone to translate what Fek just said, but, you know what? I don’t think I want to know.
“Guy who introduces him” completists might like to know that was Barry Cryer, who’s kind of a comedic institution; not very funny, but, y’know, respected.