After the jump, you can watch the trailer for the upcoming Japanese film, “Hot Butt Cop.” The trailer isn’t in English, but from what I can glean, it seems to be about a cop with a hot butt. In any case, the language of gratuitous boob closeups is universal, as is the language of nudity and rape. The synopsis, however, IS in English (sort of), and it is fantastic:
The sexy police returned from the US. Ruriko, now in action!
A serial murder case has made the headlines. Team O of the special crime squad, the so-called “no team”, has gathered no clues and lost face. In order to help them in their pinch, Ruriko, the granddaughter of a legendary detective in the Showa Period, is summoned from the U.S. She’s on the investigation in no time and deduces that the perp is in the squad. As she investigates further with the wiles of her sexy body, her hot pants dig into her crotch more! [via Twitch]
Hot Butt Cop synopsis writer guy (put that on a business card) may not know perfect English, but he sure as hell knows his audience. “So does she catch the perp?” “Hell if I know, but her pants are riding up her crotch somethin fierce! I’m telling ya, this broad’s on a one-way ride to exposed labia city!”
[NSFW for nudity that starts about two-thirds of the way through]
I also like that the age gate is standard practice for ensuring that underage kids don’t look at explicit material. They seem to operate on the “maybe-they’ll-just-forget-and-accidentally-submit-their-real-birthday principle.” Very effective.
Her name’s Rio Fujisaki and she’s a porn actress, by the way, not that you needed it for Google Image Searching purposes or anything…