Swede chases off angry moose with a big iron bar, viking style. Assuming vikings practiced on moose. |via DailyWhat|
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Holy crap! I used a “møøse once bit my sister” gag in a Facebook thread just yesterday.
Do you believe in kismet, Vince?
At least 15 of those words South Park “contributed” to the English language predate South Park. Good work, MTV.
Since it won’t allow me to comment directly on the South Park “article”, I’ll voice my displeasure herein: “This is a disgrace. I was excited for this article, seeing as there are many terms and phrases that South Park has contributed to the vernacular. “Weak” and “Fingerbang” “scissoring” “Succubus” “Limey” “Visitors” “Tits” “Red Rocket” “Lid”. . . All of these have been used in exactly the way described for years if not decades before South Park came into being. I seriously question the cultural literacy of whomever wrote this tripe. And by “question” I mean “denounce”. What an astoundingly stupid piece. The only reasonable explanation for this steaming pile of “Couric” is that it was written by a developmentally disabled “Artard”. Thanks for nothing.” I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you didn’t actually read this abortion before linking to it.
Was there an article about South Park? Weird, I didn’t notice it.
*wipes drool from chin, continues ogling Sofia*
“Are you a lady, a S, 2X or 3X? BUY A FILMDRUNK SHIRT! Those Ls and XLs will thank you when I can print more.”
I’m an XL, that’s why I haven’t had a comment of the week in a while, I’m just not trying very hard cuz I know my size is out of stock. Also, I’m very handsome, I know because my mom says so.
I can feel the heat @lindol.
Also I’d like to say that is not a full grown møøse. Show me a Swede going viking on an 8 foot tall 700lb specimen. Cmon INTERNET.
It’s a MTV article, Mort. We’re lucky that they do anything right.
But I do love that at least 1/4 of the SP slang is poop-related.
You like this Alex guy, but I am pretty sure someone with that tattoo is EXACTLY the type of guy who would be all “Bro, you haven’t seen Boondock Saints? Bro you gotta check it out. Total badass flick bro.”
Three points for the new up.