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Just a day after it was announced that the Piranha 3D sequel would actually be called Piranha 3DD (three double d), we’ve gotten word that Gary Busey will be joining the cast. Jesus, guys, are we just going to do anything the internet suggests now? If so, I demand starring roles for Lobster Dog and the Llama Who Looks Like Taylor Lautner, and Vince Vaughn walking through the background of every scene eating an ice cream cone.
I guess the obvious question is, in a fight between Gary Busey and a school of piranha, whose teeth are more dangerous? I say Busey, because he can smell fear.
Gary Busey once entered a cock fight and was disqualified for insider trading.
[via ComingSoon]
WE! WE! WE ARE GONNA EAT FOOD! AND EAR! MOTHERS!
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Why is there a gif of the Preacher from Poltergeist?
[Cracks nuckles]
Gary Busey is proof that being on film will steal your soul.
This casting makes total sense for the producers if they are looking to cut costs because like the piranhas, Busey only needs to be paid in human flesh.
Gary Busey’s royal wedding invitation arrived via carrier midget. As does all of his royal correspondence.
Gary Busey actually pissed vinegar and shit cement, but just once.
Gary Busey started a campaign to free the gnomes that work in those “little walk up banks,” or to at the least get them a window.
Gary Busey can smell fear.
I can smell schadenfreude.
Gary Busey divided by zero :(
Gary Busey doesn’t need glasses to watch a 3D movie. He closes one eye and rapidly orbits his popcorn bucket.
Maybe he dies and gets put into the body of one of the piranha to learn a life lesson.
They put the ‘Forever Alone’ guy in about ten thousand movies. They are collectively called vlogs.
I’m going to go ahead and assume Busey will be playing a marine biologist a la Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws, and that he demonstrates his piranha expertise by devouring a whole cow in under 30 seconds.
Gary Busey puts a ring of salt around him wherever he sleeps to keep the snails off his stretch marks.
Gary Busey is that guy that goes to comedy shows and yells out old bit. That’s him, every time, every where.
Gary Busey lost an arm to a boating accident.
In a poker game.
Trump/Busey ’12
Gary Busey is legally adopting Donald Trump’s hair to protect it from his bronzer.
I heard that Busey’s rabies mouth foam can cure cancer. And also male pattern baldness.
Gary Busey can wok on water.
Gary Busey goes piranha fishing using his backne scabs as bait.
Gary Busey gets blowjobs from piranhas all day every day.
The Colonel’s secret flavor recipe of 11 herbs and spices is just Gary Busey saliva.
Really, now I’m much more enthusiastic about this movie being shot in Wilmington. Seeing Busey in person must be like seeing a sasquatch or a UFO.
Gary Busey is all about the Benjamins buttons.
Gary Busey is currently penning the script for This is Not Gary Busey: XXX
Gary Busey thinks Schrödinger’s cat was a pussy and a pussy.
Gary Busey’s signature is on Obama’s birth certificate.
Busey is probably under the impression that he’s to be playing the school of piranhas. He smells Oscar but it’s actually burning hair.
Gary Busey owns every Draw Four card Uno ever made.
Gary Busey hunts coyotes under the nom de guerre, Mr. Fuzzybottom’s Comeuppance.
Gary Busey can unhook a sports bra with one hand.
Gary Busey thinks coup de grâce is mardi gras’ cousin.
Gary Busey has a gizzard-like organ in his throat filled with owl pellets.
Gary Busey gave his third nipple a taco. The nipple wasn’t interested. Gary was sad.
Gary Busey ordered a 3 piece suit with a biscuit in the KFC drive-thru.
Gary Busey drives around in broad daylight knocking down peoples’ mailboxes with an uprooted mailbox post
Gary Busey knows the difference between a grinder and a sub sandwich but he ain’t spillin’ the beans.
Gary Busey is in the market for a 3rd arm to hold his pants up because a “belt” is a 4 letter word.
Gary Busey’s butt was the horn section on Goldfinger’s “Superman”
Gary Busey thinks the blue states need ot go for a nice walk and cheer the fuck up already.
Gary Busey regularly name drops Tod Banks, the day shift manager at the Covina Stater Bros.
Little did Donald Trump know, if he had said, “You’re fired” backwards, he would have sent Gary Busey back to his dimension.
Gary Busey has a dent in his brain that he fills with Chex Party Mix for company.
Gary Busey tells people he’s Buddy Hollier than thou.
Gary Busey sends all his text messages in binary. From a pager
Gary Busey posts videos to TouYube.
Gary Busey destroyed his Roomba after watching T2.
Garey Busey chews soda can tabs like they were Chicklets
When Friendster shuts down, programmers will delete every profile. Gary Busey will delete them.
Gary Busey has had every song stuck in his head all day.
Gary Busey built an indian burial ground on top of an indian burial ground. Then he raped Lou Diamond Phillips with a turkey leg.
BE CAREFUL PATTY!
Seeing Busey in person is also as dangerous as seeing a UFO or sasquatch. It’s very possible you will get mauled and/or abducted and probed.
Gary Busey throws rocks at coffee and yells, “Get off my yawn!”
Gary Busey breaks into the Central Park Zoo twice a year and puts hair product on all the animals
Gary Busey collects retainers from the children of lawyers.
Gary Busey invented an aerosol spray mayonnaise but refuses to share it with the world
Gary Busey thinks calling something the cat’s pajamas is the frog’s eyebrows.
Gary Busey’s teeth are legal currency in eleven countries.
Gary Busey pickles cantaloupe.
Gary Busey wears a Rolex around his penis set to Moscow Daylight Time
Garey Busey’s aura is a registered sex offender.
Gary Busey is convinced Jake Gyllenhaal is a muppet and by god you will hear him out!
Gary Busey touts the effectiveness of turpentine as a cure for a cold.
Gary Busey lassoes and hogties every meal he eats and every suit he wears
Gary Busey was the pop’n'lock champion in 1982.
Gary Busey stuffs his crotch with actual camel toes.
Gary Busey thinks that, all things being equal, the jews ain’t so bad.
Gary Busey farts dust devils.
Gary Busey alphabetized his eyelashes
Gary Busey plays Marco Polo at the beach.
Gary Busey snorts a line of fire ants every Columbus Day
Gary Busey has a gizzard-like organ in his throat filled with owl pellets.
Comment of the week right there. Go buy yourself a nice little Blaxploitation film or something, Vince.
Gary Busey always lashes himself to something heavy when he has gas.
In a Tijuana brothel circa 1985, Gary Busey got into a knife fight with Chevy Chase over whether or not George Michael was, in fact, a homosexual. As time would later prove, Chase was right all along.
Gary Busey once got lost in a 7-11.
Gary Busey plays jenga against himself with dead cockroaches.
Gary Busey is bi-Sheen.
Gary Busey will stare out his kitchen window for hours, shouting YAHTZEE! every time a leaf falls.
Gary Busey sleeps in the skull of a megalodon.
Gary Busey stayed up four five straight days editing his VHS Smufs collection dubbing “Gary Busey” over every instance of “smurf.”
PIRANHA: Poignant Interchange Reveals Ascertainable Necessary Hearsay Applause. So you see, this all makes sense.
Gary Busey always gets up on the wrong side of the bed.
Gary Busy thinks that in a 3D movie, he’ll appear in four dimensions.
Gary Busey is going on the feeder fish diet.
Gary is Busey is Gary Busey but sometimes he’s not Gary Busey, he’s just Gary Busey.
Gary Busey knocked down London Bridge for being too cockney.
Gary Busey suffers from several undiagnosed disorders.
Gary Busey rewards the homeless with keys to the city.
Gary Busey is, The Guy Who Says New Up!
Gary Busey is so convinced his fraudulence can alter the space-time continuum that he wrote a book about in Mandarin on a scroll of cat’s flesh using Nick Nolte’s urine as ink
Gary Busey builds beaver dams out of rolls of saran wrap.
Gary Busey’s business plan is:
Phase 1: Profit?
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Capture the Underpants Gnomes
Gary Busey can emulate the calls of every bird, alive or dead. And three species of jungle toad.
One time, Gary Busey dragged Jack LaLanne through a circus, shackled and blindfolded, on a dare… From himself.
Gary Busey watches the Watchmen.
Gary Busey only has sex with headless Sears mannequins. They know what they did.
Gary Busey eats lightning and craps Thundercats but not necessarily in that order.
Gary Busey believes the handlebar moustache can cure cancer… or cause it. He’s right.
Gary Busey likes to play Portal 2, but for real. He carries a bucket of black paint around and just paints holes onto walls. The Laws of Physics did try telling him that that shit only works in cartoons but Busey was having none of that.
Gary Busey once bribed a hyrax with slices of delicious ham.
Gary Busey crawled inside Little Cat Z’s hat and strangled VOOM! for not knowing its place.
Was sent this site today: [www.piranhashavetakenoverthewaterpark.com].
“Los Angeles Actor Steve Szlaga” is campaigning to get on the sequel to Piranha 3D.
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Not sure if it’s viral marketing or not, but it’s damn funny. And they have a song on iTunes, so that’s legit.