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This week, we read your emails and Danzig stories, I saw Water for Elephants and Hesher (again), and Ben saw Source Code, so we talk about that, as well as the Dave Chappelle show I caught on Friday. Then we interview prospective Frotcast Intern Wilson from Auburn, to find out why he’s named after a volleyball, why they hell he’d want to be our intern, and whether, as a Georgian, he’d be comfortable working with Jews, and gentiles with Jew fros. This week’s intro song was “Space Unicorn”, one of the best songs ever written. We hope Parry Gripp doesn’t mind.
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First chord: Aw, no News Team Assemble! ?
Third chord: Yay, Space Unicorn!
I am nothing if not fickle.
try out the musical stylings JG Thirlwell (Venture Brothers)
Vince, as a Rutgers student, Tony Morrison can go fuck herself. Commencement speakers shouldn’t be paid. In yesteryear, a speaker would even make a donate to the school’s scholarship fund. What makes it even more of a fucking joke is that Morrison is a former Rutgers professor. She had the audacity to say, “I lowered my fee as a former Rutgers professor.” Does it suck that she got paid less than Snooki? Yes, it does. Should she be getting paid at all? No, so off she can fuck. Boom, didn’t end with a proposition.
*make a donation
Nyah-nyah, you totally did.
*off fucks*
How’s thish for a proposition Trebek? You, me and a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry take a ride in my dad’s Delta 88.
BRETT STOP INTERRUPTING PEOPLE GODDAMNIT
I await Frotcast 45, in which Wilson gets arrested for mailing cigarettes across state lines.
Vince, re: sound effects. If you have Adobe Flash and any sound recording/editor software installed on your computer, it’s not too hard to set up a custom soundboard in Flash.
Can’t jerk off to symbolism? Welp, looks like the Sasha Grey comeback needs to start earlier.
Can you just relay the story about Danzig? I find them funny but, Jesus, I come on the internet to READ about things (or watch humorous videos and/or look at pictures)….
I don’t come on the Internet to LISTEN to things. If I wanted to LISTEN to a story, I would listen to the radio. Which, unless I was driving a car at the time, would make me clinically insane. So seriously, just tell me the damn story in text so I don’t have to fire up my netbook and go for a drive. Because gas is expensive you dick, and it’s not 1947, the last time one would go for a leisurely drive.
I realize not everyone has time to listen to podcasts, but you also have to realize that doing a live podcast is a lot more fun and less fucking stressful than writing all day every day, which I do already. Here’s a Danzig story in nice, word format for you.
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I already read that one.
And fine, if you don’t want to recap the highlights of the Podcast, then at least make it a video with dancing girls or pictures of puppies or pictures of puppies dancing with girls.
Don’t misinterpret my tone though…..I like the site a lot, and think you do a good job….I’m just saying, there’s a lot more you could be doing to make me happy.
Sounds like Brett’s accent hate has alleviated. Seems to have loved the cabbage Pizza Italiano.