(this story was a great excuse to re-post our idea for Bill & Ted’s Excellent Inception)
So Keanu Reeves is back talking Bill & Ted’s sequels again. We first heard about it (again, from Keanu) in 
“I believe the writers are six weeks away from a draft,” Reeves told MTV News during an interview today to promote “Henry’s Crime,” his upcoming movie co-starring Vera Farmiga.
He speaks of course of original writers Chris Matheson and Ed Solomon, who, after Bill & Ted, would go on to pen such classics as Imagine That, and Mr. Wrong, starring Bill Pullman and Ellen Degeneres. By the way, if history is any guide, we’re always six weeks or less from a finished script from them.
Then Reeves opened up considerably, revealing that the plot ties directly into the ending of “Bogus Journey,” when Bill and Ted’s Wyld Stallyns became the best band in the universe.
“When we last got together, part of it was that Bill and Ted were supposed to have written the song that saved the world, and it hasn’t happened,” he said. “So they’ve now become kind of possessed by trying to do that. Then there’s an element of time and they have to go back.” [via MTV News]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, the plot involves time travel? How about a “SPOILER ALERT?” Anyway, it doesn’t sound like there’s a studio involved yet, and I wouldn’t get your hopes up (hopes, expectations, whatever) until that happens. Either way, the important thing is that Alex Winter already has a real job and isn’t dead from drugs like Corey Haim or out killing joggers for their meat like DJ Jazzy Jeff, or Lights Camera Jackson.



Jesus Christ, Keanu.
Keanu: Bro…
Inception: BRAAAAAAHM
Keanu: Bro?!
Inception: BRAAAAAAHM
Keanu: WHOAAAAAA
Inception: BRAAAAAAHM
Keanu: (nods in agreement) Bro.
Corey Haim kills Alex Winter’s character in Lost Boys, Alex Winter’s career dies soon after. Corey Haim dies in real life, Alex Winter’s career revives soon after. What does this mean?
It means Alex must appear in Lost Boys 4 or else he gets trapped in Limbo with Mal.
Sad Keanu only goes on second-rate adventures.
Pictured: Keanu Reeves in costume for his leading zombie role in an upcoming Easter film.
*hides note reading “don’t pay for this movie” in wallet*
I think we just got punk’d via April Fools Day as the picture about is not Keanu Reeves but Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters.
Guess what city “Henry’s Crime” takes place in. Really. Guess. I’ll give you a clue: I LIVE THERE!! Wheeeee! Keanu Reeves came to my city!
Something is afoot at the Circle K… Alex Winter is working there.
I heard the only thing holding this up for years is they couldn’t get Carlin’s approval on the script.
Not so picky now, are ya?
Lights Camera Jackson killed and ate my old boss. I haven’t been able to find a job with health insurance since.