Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, while not the world’s first 3D porn, is fast becoming its most prominent, beating Avatar‘s opening-day record when it opened last week in Hong Kong. It just goes to show you, Chinese people love traveling two days by bus to go jerk off in a room full of people wearing goggles. James Cameron, meanwhile, can afford to have Chinese masturbators bused to him.
Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy took HK$2.78m (£219,000) [$362,110] on its first day last week, compared to James Cameron’s epic which earned HK$2.63m (£207,000) [$342,269].
The film has now taken HK$17m (£1.34m) [$2.2 million] in the five days since its release.
Takings have been boosted by an influx of viewers travelling from mainland China where it is not being screened. [BBC]
No porno?!? Reagan was right, Communism sucks.
The movie, which stars Japanese porn stars Hara Saori and Suo Yukiko and Hong Kong actress Vonnie Liu, tells the story of a sexually frustrated scholar in ancient China who loses himself in the harem of a duke he befriends.
Weak, I was hoping a movie called “extreme ecstasy” would have more skysurfing, or at least a Red Bull shower.
Sex and Zen features full nudity and camouflaged lovemaking scenes but does not show actual sexual intercourse, as is common in pornographic films.
Pornographic films often depicting people having sex, you say?? (*drops monocle, sends hastily-worded telegram*) Also, people are traveling hours by bus for sh*tty softcore trash with no dongs going in?!? That is terrible. LET THEM HAVE CINEMAX! MR. JINTAO, JIZZ DOWN THIS WALL! We should start a charity.
“Sex and Zen” has also been released in about a dozen theaters in Chinese communities in the Australian cities Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane. The movie is scheduled to be released in South Korea on May 12, and in France, Italy and India in June. Hong Kong theater operators have also sought to cash in on the novelty factor by staging women-only screenings. [NPR]
Women-only screenings? I’d work that BOX office, ifyaknowwhatImeanamirite? Also, I always assumed a “Chinese porno” was where, during an orgy, everyone jumps up, runs around the bed three times and switches partners while “Yakety Sax” plays. (*softshoes off stage, circling hands*)
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Showing that doggystyle isn’t just a way to prepare food.
The problem with Chinese pornography is that an hour later you’re horny again.
* wonders if he wins a prize for being the millionth person to make that joke *
My all-time favorite asian porn star is Hakuna Matata.
Also, people are traveling hours by bus for sh*tty softcore trash with no dongs going in?!?
When they show this in Vietnam there will be nothing but Dongs going in.
Apropos of nothing, Vietnamese movie stars having sex with Vietnamese porn stars is known as “Nguyenning”.
No dongs but plenty of Wangs.
There may not be intercourse in Chinese porn, but there’s lots of pussy eating.
If Cameron can’t sell to the Chinese a film about tentacle braid-banging collectivists overthrowing the invading capitalist white men, then he should just retire to his caviar-powered flying submarine.
It seems China’s One-Child Policy has bequeathed a nation of lonely onanists.
[i]Sex and Zen features full nudity and camouflaged lovemaking scenes[/i]
when they sat camouflaged all I can picture is naked rednecks going at it in a deer-stand while covered in deer piss. Then I remember if you add puke to the mix you get a standard Japanese porn.
I think this movie is rated L, but then again, I might be Wong.
All four-play in Chinese porn is done with a calculator.
Is it possible there was actual penetration, but no one could tell because of the tiny penis/unruly pubic hair factor?
A lot of jerking off and no actual penetration? It’s like
collegehigh school all over again!