After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for ‘Velocipastor.’ If you don’t laugh when the dinosaur shows up, you’re probably dead.
The director, Brendan Steere [I assume his family is from Texas -Ed], is hoping to turn it into a full-length feature film if he gets enough comments on YouTube or Undead Backbrain. [MarySue via Buzzfeed]
What coincidence, “Undead Backbrain” is my nickname for Kim Kardashian. (*jazzy bass riff, winks at band leader*). In any case, this looks awesome. And as we all know, Velocipastor answers to no one. No one except…. DINO-POPE!
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Rabbisaurus?
LMAO! He looks like Barney’s retarded cousin.Not to be confused with Baby Bop, Barney’s bitch.
“God does not want people dead”
Well He’s been sending a lot of mixed messages with that whole Heaven thing.
VELOCIPASTOR
Do twelve hail marys….and die!
“God does not want people dead”
Wait. What!?
*Drops cup full of tainted kool-aid. Walks off angrily*
EFFING TEASE!
Well, Barney The Dinosaur is the perfect disguise for a child molesting priest.
VELOCIPASTOR
The power of Christ compels you….to die!
“God does not want people dead”
It’s just a contractual obligation.
Priest: “God does not want people dead”
Ji’hadist: “Well neither does Allah, but he really appreciates it.”
VELOCIPASTOR
I absolve you….of your life!
Alter boys around him do tend to have a brontosaur-ass.
“Like the bible says, everyone dies at the time of the ‘raptor!”
Velocipastor thinks transubstantiation means eating cross-dressers.
VELICOPASTOR
Chew Unto Others…
I really hope this helps my screenplay for my dinosaur sports movie LeBrontosaurus: The Dinosaur Who Cries.
Velocipastro: Are you ready for your penance my son?
Confessor: Yes Father.
Velocipastor: Say 10 Hail Marys and cover yourself with this BBQ sauce.
Is that Martin Starr getting his leg gnawed in the screen cap?
That’s just like my picture…Deacon Cat.
Careful ladies – He can smell your Cretaceous Period*.
(*…not sure what that means. )
Word association time!:
“Catholic, Dinosaur” = “Tyrant. A Sore Ass.”
For all the kids that love playing with dinosaurs…
Playas jus got played (wif)!
Is that Hollywood Steve in the bottom picture?
That’s my cousin Lenny (the dinosaur, not the pastor). Looking great Lenny!
If Velocipastor and Dino-Pope are two ends of a scale, where does Monseigneur-saurus Rex fit in?
featuring Portia De Rossi as a Lictalottapuss