I get so many press releases, posters, and assorted crap for Tyler Perry’s movies that when I see emails with his name in the subject line, I usually ignore them faster than chain forwards from my mom. But when I do open one, I’m always impressed that they can still surprise me with their suckiness, even when I already know full well that they’re going to suck mega super duper hard.
For instance, here’s a new poster for Madea’s Big Happy Family which manages to outlame even Seltzer-Friedberg for unfunny referencing. Get it? “Georgia Shore”? Like Jersey Shore? Because Tyler Perry is dressed like Snooki? iPods? MTV? Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog? Is anyone still paying attention to me?
My God, Tyler Perry must be the least cool black guy on planet Earth. Everything he does is like watching Dan Quayle read Ice T lyrics.
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The poster clearly says Don’t Be Hatin’, and yet you be hatin’.
Who would you rather, Perry in a dress or Snooki? Admit you had to think about it.
I wonder how me times he’s uttered the phrase from Silence of the Lambs and how many manatees does he have stashed in his basement>
This guy has millions of dollars…. I don’t really have joke since that just depressed the shit out of me.
If you are implying which I would rather set on fire with a Zippo and a can of WD-40 and toss into a cardboard bailer?
My, that is a dilemma.
Bryant Gumbel saw this poster and said, “Nigga, please!“
My mom is cooler than Tyler Perry. And she loves American Idol and wishes that people in movies wouldn’t curse so much.
The way that Tyler does everything he can to perpetuate black stereotypes, you’d think he was a secret agent for the KKK.
A secret agent for the KKK wears a baseball cap over his hood.
a secret agent for the KKK
Don’t give him any ideas. I can totally picture his poster for Madea Joins the Klan, with
herhis dark eyes peeking out from under a white hood and the tagline:WHERE ALL THE WHITE LINEN AT?!
Weak, Al Jolson woulda’ gone full orangeface. That man was a professional (racist). Maybe next time, Tyler.
This is the reason for earthquakes and tsunamis.
Oh good. More Madea. I wonder when Tyler Perry is going to get tired of making the same damn movie over and over again. Better yet, I wonder when his fans are going to get tired of SEEING the same movie over and over again?
Im sick of Perry’s tired horseshit. So much so that I seriously want to burn a cross on his lawn, and i’m black for christ sake!
Tyler Perry makes Al Roker look like Michael Jai White.
One positive aspect about this poster is theres a high probability that Perry is gonna get knocked the fuck out and get crabs.
If a Peruvian can pretend to be Italian in Jersey I see no reason why Tyler Perry can’t pretend to be black in Georgia.
One good thing about being Australian is that Perry’s movie don’t really get much distribution here.